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title: "1 Hijacked Plane Quotes By Bob Monkhouse"
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> [A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/a-tom-cat-hijacked-a-plane-stuck-a-pistol-into-the-pilot-s-ribs-and/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/291/bob-monkhouse-16483_canaries_a-tom-cat-hijacked-a-plane-stuck-a-pisto_1029183.png)

## More by Bob Monkhouse

> [My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/my-mother-tried-to-kill-me-when-i-was-a-baby-she-denied-it-she-said/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/i-m-rather-relaxed-about-death-from-quite-an-early-age-i-ve-regarded/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/i-know-i-m-a-sinner-but-make-me-a-winner/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/if-blind-people-wear-sunglasses-why-don-t-deaf-people-wear-earmuffs/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/my-father-was-ruined-by-hard-drink-he-sat-on-an-icicle/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/growing-old-is-compulsory-growing-up-is-optional/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/my-wife-said-can-my-mother-come-down-for-the-weekend-so-i-said-why/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/a-tom-cat-hijacked-a-plane-stuck-a-pistol-into-the-pilot-s-ribs-and/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/i-told-them-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-and-they-laughed-i-became-a/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/with-my-wife-it-was-sex-sex-sex-yes-three-times-in-35-years/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/real-happiness-is-when-you-marry-a-girl-for-love-and-find-out-later/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/i-can-remember-when-safe-sex-meant-a-padded-headboard/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/i-d-never-be-unfaithful-to-my-wife-for-the-reason-that-i-love-my/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/where-do-the-homeless-have-90-per-cent-of-their-accidents/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

> [I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/i-was-a-born-club-comic-radio-and-tv-and-stage-were-fine-but-i-found/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

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