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> [I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole, I told you so".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/i-made-jokes-about-kissing-murphy-brown-but-if-that-s-what-cost-me-my/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

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> [Hey Asshole, do you see her? that girl? she use to mean everything to you. she used to be your world. remember how she used to make you laugh all the time? she always tried to make you happy. did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/hey-asshole-do-you-see-her-that-girl-she-use-to-mean-everything-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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