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> [I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole, I told you so".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/i-made-jokes-about-kissing-murphy-brown-but-if-that-s-what-cost-me-my/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

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## More by Bebe Neuwirth

> [On the rare occasions I go to the gym, I prefer silence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/on-the-rare-occasions-i-go-to-the-gym-i-prefer-silence/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [People are at their happiest if they are true to themselves. I think that applies to their chosen profession, friends and relationships. It goes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/people-are-at-their-happiest-if-they-are-true-to-themselves-i-think/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [ I have the greatest picture of Ted \[Danson\]. That was a big caper: There was one person \[opening\] the door with a butter knife… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/i-have-the-greatest-picture-of-ted-danson-that-was-a-big-caper-there/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [I know when I'm bad, I know when I'm good, and I know when I'm everything in between. I don't have any delusions of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/i-know-when-i-m-bad-i-know-when-i-m-good-and-i-know-when-i-m/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [I've been very fortunate in my collaborators throughout my career.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/i-ve-been-very-fortunate-in-my-collaborators-throughout-my-career/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [Creating a role is an interesting thing - each show or each situation is different.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/creating-a-role-is-an-interesting-thing-each-show-or-each-situation/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [Artists need to express.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/artists-need-to-express/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [Stage and film are just two wildly different animals. Why compare the two?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/stage-and-film-are-just-two-wildly-different-animals-why-compare-the/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [I've never danced professionally as a ballet dancer, but all of my training is ballet, and I am a Fosse dancer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/i-ve-never-danced-professionally-as-a-ballet-dancer-but-all-of-my/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [My audition song is, and has been since 1977, 'I Love a Piano.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/my-audition-song-is-and-has-been-since-1977-i-love-a-piano/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [Part of the success of the show is that the audience sees themselves in the characters, becomes the characters. The more they inhabit the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/part-of-the-success-of-the-show-is-that-the-audience-sees-themselves/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [Certainly the life of a dancer is very difficult. The training is very hard and relentlessly grueling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/certainly-the-life-of-a-dancer-is-very-difficult-the-training-is-very/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [I was not influenced by concerts as a child, but I was very strongly influenced by the ballets I saw.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/i-was-not-influenced-by-concerts-as-a-child-but-i-was-very-strongly/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/the-musical-stuff-i-d-go-up-for-was-always-funny-sexy-tough-as-nails/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

> [That was the aura of Cheers: It was special. It was more than TV; you could get people to guest on the show you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bebe-neuwirth/that-was-the-aura-of-cheers-it-was-special-it-was-more-than-tv-you/)

[Bebe Neuwirth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bebe-neuwirth/)

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