--- title: "1 Help Wouldn Quotes By Stephen Adly Guirgis" description: "1 Help Wouldn quotes by Stephen Adly Guirgis. Plus more from Stephen Adly Guirgis and more Help Wouldn sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/903/stephen-adly-guirgis-13751_anymore_when-i-was-a-kid-and-i-d-be-in-trouble-i_898545.jpg" --- > [When I was a kid and I'd be in trouble. I'd ask God to help me, and then once the fire was out, I wouldn't talk to Him anymore. When I got older, I began to find I needed some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/when-i-was-a-kid-and-i-d-be-in-trouble-i-d-ask-god-to-help-me-and/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/903/stephen-adly-guirgis-13751_anymore_when-i-was-a-kid-and-i-d-be-in-trouble-i_898545.jpg) ## More by Stephen Adly Guirgis > [I think anything that anyone writes thats any good is going to have a lot of autobiography.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/i-think-anything-that-anyone-writes-thats-any-good-is-going-to-have-a/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“JUDGE LITTLEFIELD (re: the writ): Cunningham, I do not like it when lawyers go over my head. CUNNINGHAM: You gave me no choice. EL-FAYOUMY:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/judge-littlefield-re-the-writ-cunningham-i-do-not-like-it-when/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“Oh, just some crap about the essential paradox of man: How we refuse to juxtapose the absolute to the relative, and some other some-such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/oh-just-some-crap-about-the-essential-paradox-of-man-how-we-refuse-to/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“What is it that we need to overcome in order to truly be “Ourselves”?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/what-is-it-that-we-need-to-overcome-in-order-to-truly-be-ourselves/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“I do know that I am in continuous need of the Spiritual and that I usually go to great lengths to avoid it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/i-do-know-that-i-am-in-continuous-need-of-the-spiritual-and-that-i/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Good. Now, when I come to court dressed as Ethel Merman in a one-piece bathing suit, that’ll be my signal to you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/judge-littlefield-good-now-when-i-come-to-court-dressed-as-ethel/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [I had just done something in TV, but my real love is theater. I had won this award and I was up at Yale,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/i-had-just-done-something-in-tv-but-my-real-love-is-theater-i-had-won/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“Thomas Merton said, “To be a saint means to be myself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/thomas-merton-said-to-be-a-saint-means-to-be-myself/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“CUNNINGHAM:—Your Honor, I cite the Beatitudes, and Kierkegaard. I cite Christ on the Cross! JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: I cite my foot in your ass, Cunningham!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/cunningham-your-honor-i-cite-the-beatitudes-and-kierkegaard-i-cite/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [I've lived with women, loved women, lost women. They've loved me, lost me, whatever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/i-ve-lived-with-women-loved-women-lost-women-they-ve-loved-me-lost-me/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“MARY MAGDALENE: I also knew Judas Iscariot very well. SAINT MONICA: Gangsta!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/mary-magdalene-i-also-knew-judas-iscariot-very-well-saint-monica/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“Do you know who W.H. Auden was, Mr. Iscariot? W.H. Auden was a poet who once said, “God may reduce you on Judgement Day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/do-you-know-who-w-h-auden-was-mr-iscariot-w-h-auden-was-a-poet-who/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: What’s your name, Bailiff?! BAILIFF: Julius of Outer Mongolia.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/judge-littlefield-what-s-your-name-bailiff-bailiff-julius-of-outer/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [“JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Your client is Judas Iscariot! Your client sold out the son of God, for Chrissakes!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/judge-littlefield-your-client-is-judas-iscariot-your-client-sold-out/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) > [One way to make a positive out of a negative is that you can put it into your work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-adly-guirgis/one-way-to-make-a-positive-out-of-a-negative-is-that-you-can-put-it/) [Stephen Adly Guirgis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-adly-guirgis/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/help-wouldn/stephen-adly-guirgis/#itemlist", "name": "1 Help Wouldn Quotes By Stephen Adly Guirgis", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I was a kid and I'd be in trouble. 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