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title: "2 Heavens Quotes By Les Dawson"
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> [In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/in-awe-i-watched-the-waxing-moon-ride-across-the-zenith-of-the/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c36/les-dawson-11947_funny_in-awe-i-watched-the-waxing-moon-ride-ac_250707.jpg)

> [In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/in-awe-i-watched-the-waxing-moon-ride-across-the-zenith-of-the-2/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/731/les-dawson-11947_awe_in-awe-i-watched-the-waxing-moon-ride-ac_774810.jpg)

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## More by Les Dawson

> [I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-discovered-the-wife-s-got-asthma-thank-god-i-thought-she-was/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/in-awe-i-watched-the-waxing-moon-ride-across-the-zenith-of-the/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/marriage-is-an-institution-and-that-s-where-a-couple-finish-up/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-ve-just-had-some-bad-news-tomorrow-is-the-mother-in-law-s-funeral/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-can-always-tell-when-the-mother-in-law-s-coming-to-stay-the-mice/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/the-mother-in-law-is-the-centre-of-a-family/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-went-to-my-doctor-and-asked-for-something-for-persistent-wind-he/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/in-awe-i-watched-the-waxing-moon-ride-across-the-zenith-of-the-2/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/marriage-is-an-institution-and-that-s-where-a-couple-finishes-up/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-saw-six-men-kicking-and-punching-the-mother-in-law-my-neighbour/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/with-wives-men-hide-behind-the-air-of-bravado-which-is-basically-a/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/mind-you-i-ve-always-been-musical-mother-used-to-sit-me-on-her-knee/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/how-can-you-analyse-what-is-funny-what-s-funny-to-one-isn-t-funny-to/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/the-mother-in-law-had-an-accident-at-work-a-hot-rivet-dropped-down/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

> [I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-m-often-accused-of-saying-some-pretty-rotten-things-about-my-mother/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

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