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> [Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/have-you-heard-about-the-irishman-who-reversed-into-a-car-boot-sale/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

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> [“I turned on the water then returned to the door jamb. “That’s not fair, you’re nice and clean.” “I am?” He took a few steps toward me. “Aren’t you?” “No,” he scowled and shook his head. “I’m dirty. But you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-castro/i-turned-on-the-water-then-returned-to-the-door-jamb-that-s-not-fair/)

[Nicole Castro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-castro/)

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