--- title: "9 Hazel Quotes By Rick Riordan" description: "9 Hazel quotes by Rick Riordan. Plus more from Rick Riordan and more Hazel sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbc/rick-riordan-27_felt_hazel-almost-felt-sorry-for-clytius-6348_634805.jpg" --- > [“HAZEL ALMOST FELT SORRY FOR CLYTIUS”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-almost-felt-sorry-for-clytius/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbc/rick-riordan-27_felt_hazel-almost-felt-sorry-for-clytius-6348_634805.jpg) > [Hello, Hazel Levesque.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hello-hazel-levesque/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/rick-riordan-27_hazel_hello-hazel-levesque-95368_95368.jpg) > [“You are amazing," she said. "And you make a very handsome elephant.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/you-are-amazing-she-said-and-you-make-a-very-handsome-elephant/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/302/rick-riordan-27_amazing_you-are-amazing-she-said-and-you-make-a_3010744.jpg) > [“You kidding? So many preservatives in these things, I'll live forever.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/you-kidding-so-many-preservatives-in-these-things-i-ll-live-forever/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fd/rick-riordan-27_forever_you-kidding-so-many-preservatives-in-the_2614505.jpg) > [Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-hazel-is-awesome-don-said-she-s-so-nice-all-the-other-campers-are/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd6/rick-riordan-27_campers_oh-hazel-is-awesome-don-said-she-s-so-ni_2350051.jpg) > [“Leo resisted the urge to throw a grenade in Frank's face. "I suppose I should know who Pelops was?" "He was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-resisted-the-urge-to-throw-a-grenade-in-frank-s-face-i-suppose-i/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de5/rick-riordan-27_frank_leo-resisted-the-urge-to-throw-a-grenade_1186844.jpg) > [“When they ran up to him, Percy said, 'Hey,' like they were just meeting for lunch or something. 'You're alive!' Frank marveled.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-they-ran-up-to-him-percy-said-hey-like-they-were-just-meeting/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/731/rick-riordan-27_frank_when-they-ran-up-to-him-percy-said-hey-l_3066833.jpg) > [“Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-" "Claim your life?" Thantos asked. "Well, let's see..." He pulled a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/um-hazel-faltered-you-mean-you-won-t-you-re-not-going-to-claim-your/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/152/rick-riordan-27_death_um-hazel-faltered-you-mean-you-won-t-you_1059222.jpg) > [“Purple snow capped mountains marched off in either direction, with clouds floating around their middles like fluffy belts. In a massive valley…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/purple-snow-capped-mountains-marched-off-in-either-direction-with/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/179/rick-riordan-27_blue-and-white_purple-snow-capped-mountains-marched-off_1193319.jpg) ## Other authors on Hazel ## More by Rick Riordan > [“It made sense, and I felt kind of stupid. I’d been hanging around dryads”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-made-sense-and-i-felt-kind-of-stupid-i-d-been-hanging-around-dryads/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-awkward-moment-when-you-jump-out-a-window-because-your-friend/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-dear-hazel-aphrodite-folded-her-fan-such-optimism-yet-you-have/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kids-if-anything-are-harder-to-write-for-because-they-are-a-more/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-started-toward-the-entrance-seriously-how-could-he-not-he-stopped/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hercules-used-noise-brass-bells-he-scared-them-away-with-the-most/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-you-take-someone-s-hand-and-lead-them-to-valhalla-you-get-a/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-didn-t-look-as-good-as-piper-had-last-night-after-she-d-suddenly/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/there-s-my-baby-i-cried-quite-carried-away-there-s-my-poochiekins/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-plunked-the-cheese-wheel-in-front-of-me-cut-me-a-wedge-of-this-my/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-all-still-about-having-a-good-story-you-have-to-have-a-good/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-disobeyed-ra-s-wishes-and-so-he-ordered-my-onw-father-shu-hang-on-i/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/wouldn-t-that-put-a-twist-in-your-toga/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [ \[Hazel\] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-hissed-in-frustration-i-hate-eidolons-i-thought-piper-made-them/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hazel/rick-riordan/#itemlist", "name": "9 Hazel Quotes By Rick Riordan", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“HAZEL ALMOST FELT SORRY FOR CLYTIUS”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-almost-felt-sorry-for-clytius/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbc/rick-riordan-27_felt_hazel-almost-felt-sorry-for-clytius-6348_634805.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbc/rick-riordan-27_felt_hazel-almost-felt-sorry-for-clytius-6348_634805.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbc/rick-riordan-27_felt_hazel-almost-felt-sorry-for-clytius-6348_634805.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“HAZEL ALMOST FELT SORRY FOR CLYTIUS” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hello, Hazel Levesque.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hello-hazel-levesque/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/rick-riordan-27_hazel_hello-hazel-levesque-95368_95368.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/rick-riordan-27_hazel_hello-hazel-levesque-95368_95368.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/rick-riordan-27_hazel_hello-hazel-levesque-95368_95368.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Hello, Hazel Levesque.” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You are amazing,\" she said. \"And you make a very handsome elephant.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/you-are-amazing-she-said-and-you-make-a-very-handsome-elephant/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/302/rick-riordan-27_amazing_you-are-amazing-she-said-and-you-make-a_3010744.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/302/rick-riordan-27_amazing_you-are-amazing-she-said-and-you-make-a_3010744.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/302/rick-riordan-27_amazing_you-are-amazing-she-said-and-you-make-a_3010744.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You are amazing,\" she said. \"And you make a very handsome elephant.” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You kidding? 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