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title: "3 Having Fingers Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [“…if you EVER touch her again, you’re a dead man! You got that? There’ll be no lawsuit filed against you man, I’ll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-pratt/if-you-ever-touch-her-again-you-re-a-dead-man-you-got-that-there-ll/)

[S. Pratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-pratt/)

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> [“If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet Donald Trump, just so I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-instead-of-having-ten-fingers-i-had-ten-combs-for-fingers-i-d-love/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [To say that I enjoyed writing... is like saying I enjoy having fingers and toes. It's difficult to imagine life without them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-covington/to-say-that-i-enjoyed-writing-is-like-saying-i-enjoy-having-fingers/)

[Dennis Covington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-covington/)

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