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> [If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-your-house-is-haunted-think-about-how-much-time-the-ghosts-have/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I don't believe my house was haunted. I think I had an overactive imagination, and I was so convinced that those around me became convinced, too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-gosling/i-don-t-believe-my-house-was-haunted-i-think-i-had-an-overactive/)

[Ryan Gosling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-gosling/)

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