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> [“As we followed him down a hall to a back bedroom, he told us that he owned the house. “Unfortunately, it’s not haunted,” he said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/as-we-followed-him-down-a-hall-to-a-back-bedroom-he-told-us-that-he/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

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## More by Jeffrey Ford

> [“To our benefit, death isn't affected by an economic failure, and it never takes a holiday. In addition, a bereaved rich man is easier…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/to-our-benefit-death-isn-t-affected-by-an-economic-failure-and-it/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“Illegal' takes on a whole new meaning when you're loaded like Barnes. The rich have a separate rule book. To them if it makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/illegal-takes-on-a-whole-new-meaning-when-you-re-loaded-like-barnes/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“As we followed him down a hall to a back bedroom, he told us that he owned the house. “Unfortunately, it’s not haunted,” he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/as-we-followed-him-down-a-hall-to-a-back-bedroom-he-told-us-that-he/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“I thought of a line from The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, “As idle as a painted ship / Upon a painted ocean.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/i-thought-of-a-line-from-the-rime-of-the-ancient-mariner-as-idle-as-a/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“He was a good con man, but not a great con man. He wasn't ruthless enough. He had all the tricks, all the techniques,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/he-was-a-good-con-man-but-not-a-great-con-man-he-wasn-t-ruthless/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“It’s every man for himself,” he said, and went back to reading. After my mother had died and he’d been laid off from his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/it-s-every-man-for-himself-he-said-and-went-back-to-reading-after-my/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“May God be everywhere you are about to look and absent where you already have.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/may-god-be-everywhere-you-are-about-to-look-and-absent-where-you/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“Romance," said Antony. "A con so crazy that by the time the bullet's in the chamber, you don't know if you've taken someone or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/romance-said-antony-a-con-so-crazy-that-by-the-time-the-bullet-s-in/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“As Schell had taught me, "a con starts when there is something you want and you are blocked from attaining it by certain obstacles.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/as-schell-had-taught-me-a-con-starts-when-there-is-something-you-want/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“I hold no preconceived prejudice against anyone," he'd said, "because to do so is utter folly for someone in my line of work. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/i-hold-no-preconceived-prejudice-against-anyone-he-d-said-because-to/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“Simplicity and subtlety make for the best con. A distraction should lead the mark's attention upward, either toward the sky or to some better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/simplicity-and-subtlety-make-for-the-best-con-a-distraction-should/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“Hanging out with you is like an extra job.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/hanging-out-with-you-is-like-an-extra-job/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

> [“No one gives a shit if you write a book or not.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-ford/no-one-gives-a-shit-if-you-write-a-book-or-not/)

[Jeffrey Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-ford/)

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