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> [I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hemantsmarty/i-hate-weddings-old-people-would-poke-me-saying-you-re-next-they/)

[Hemantsmarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hemantsmarty/)

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> [“Most priests hate weddings. Early on, they warned me that brides can be the most difficult people on the planet to work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-benedict/most-priests-hate-weddings-early-on-they-warned-me-that-brides-can-be/)

[Charles Benedict](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-benedict/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d95/charles-benedict-3426_difficult-people_most-priests-hate-weddings-early-on-they_843714.jpg)

> [I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-money/i-hate-weddings-old-people-will-start-poking-me-and-saying-you-are/)

[B Money](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-money/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bd/b-money-221791_life_i-hate-weddings-old-people-will-start-po_1201704.jpg)

> [“I know. But I hate weddings.” “Because of Darcy?” “Because a wedding is a ceremony where a symbolic virgin surrounded by women…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/i-know-but-i-hate-weddings-because-of-darcy-because-a-wedding-is-a/)

[Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fec/lisa-kleypas-111_marriage_i-know-but-i-hate-weddings-because-of-da_2216361.png)

> [I hate weddings,' she says. 'They make me feel so unmarried. Actually, even brushing my teeth makes me feel unmarried.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-bank/i-hate-weddings-she-says-they-make-me-feel-so-unmarried-actually-even/)

[Melissa Bank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-bank/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38f/melissa-bank-7849_feels_i-hate-weddings-she-says-they-make-me-fe_3166070.png)

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