--- title: "3 Hate Turkeys Quotes by 2 authors" description: "Browse 3 Hate Turkeys quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Hate Turkeys sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73c/mitch-hedberg-695_being-yourself_i-hate-turkeys-if-you-stand-in-the-meat_724955.png" --- > [I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-hate-turkeys-if-you-stand-in-the-meat-section-at-the-grocery-store/) [Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73c/mitch-hedberg-695_being-yourself_i-hate-turkeys-if-you-stand-in-the-meat_724955.png) > [“So you really think these all represent different holiday lands?" he asked, pulling open the door with the large bird on it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mari-mancusi/so-you-really-think-these-all-represent-different-holiday-lands-he/) [Mari Mancusi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mari-mancusi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a06/mari-mancusi-16432_assumptions_so-you-really-think-these-all-represent_2369691.png) > [I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-hate-turkeys-if-you-go-to-the-grocery-store-you-start-to-get-mad-at/) [Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c1/mitch-hedberg-695_accidents_i-hate-turkeys-if-you-go-to-the-grocery_2708400.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hate-turkeys/#itemlist", "name": "Hate Turkeys Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. 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Really, the only good thing to do is eat them.\" He closed the door, then headed over to the tree with the heart on it. \"This one's probably Dissection Town,\" he decided. \"They spend all year long harvesting organs, and one day a year they gather together to eat them.\" Sally made a face. \"Or maybe it's Love Town?\" she suggested. \"And their holiday is filled with lots of romantic proclamations?\" Jack looked disappointed by this idea. He moved on to the tree with the four-leafed plant. \"Garden Town,\" he pronounced. \"They're completely vegetarian. 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