--- title: "1 Hate Actually Quotes By Jeff Erno" description: "1 Hate Actually quotes by Jeff Erno. Plus more from Jeff Erno and more Hate Actually sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a9/jeff-erno-26881_think-hate_well-if-you-were-perfect-then-you-wouldn_626478.jpg" --- > [“Well, if you were perfect, then you wouldn't be real. Maybe those things about you that you think I hate are actually the ones I find most interesting...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/well-if-you-were-perfect-then-you-wouldn-t-be-real-maybe-those-things/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a9/jeff-erno-26881_think-hate_well-if-you-were-perfect-then-you-wouldn_626478.jpg) ## More by Jeff Erno > [“They tell me to quit being such a sissy and man up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/they-tell-me-to-quit-being-such-a-sissy-and-man-up/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“I can tell you a lot of things about bullying and what it does to a person.” Tears are forming in his eyes as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/i-can-tell-you-a-lot-of-things-about-bullying-and-what-it-does-to-a/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“Rustin knew that Tommy was right. It was high time he stopped being so passive. After all, he'd moved halfway across the country to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/rustin-knew-that-tommy-was-right-it-was-high-time-he-stopped-being-so/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“Sports just really isn’t my thing, though. It’s weird ‘cuz you’d think I’d be all about sports. That’s where all the hot guys are.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/sports-just-really-isn-t-my-thing-though-it-s-weird-cuz-you-d-think-i/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“Well, if you were perfect, then you wouldn't be real. Maybe those things about you that you think I hate are actually the ones…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/well-if-you-were-perfect-then-you-wouldn-t-be-real-maybe-those-things/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“Love is love. Regardless of gender.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/love-is-love-regardless-of-gender/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“In all honesty I really do like my name. Chase Alexander Devereaux. I think if there’s one thing that my mom did right, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/in-all-honesty-i-really-do-like-my-name-chase-alexander-devereaux-i/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“I was more than this meek, defenseless victim. I had something within me that was stronger than the sum of all my unacceptable parts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/i-was-more-than-this-meek-defenseless-victim-i-had-something-within/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“Oh cripes, I can hardly walk! I think the circulation‟s getting cut off in my legs.” Shawn's mouth dropped open slightly and he furrowed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/oh-cripes-i-can-hardly-walk-i-think-the-circulation-s-getting-cut-off/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“I think if there’s one thing that my mom did right, it was picking out a unique, cool-sounding name for her kid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/i-think-if-there-s-one-thing-that-my-mom-did-right-it-was-picking-out/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“They‟re from my best friend,” I said. “They‟re from my best gay friend, Curtis Chapman.” He stood there, frozen, possibly thinking I was joking.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/they-re-from-my-best-friend-i-said-they-re-from-my-best-gay-friend/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“I just stood there, like a grain of sand amongst a million others on a beach.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/i-just-stood-there-like-a-grain-of-sand-amongst-a-million-others-on-a/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“Really it’s not deliberate. Sometimes I try really hard to be anything but gay. I watch the other guys—and I know what you’re thinking.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/really-it-s-not-deliberate-sometimes-i-try-really-hard-to-be-anything/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“If it is a sin to be gay, then why did God make you that way to begin with?...What kid of god would condemn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/if-it-is-a-sin-to-be-gay-then-why-did-god-make-you-that-way-to-begin/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) > [“Medicaid only allowed you three choices of frames...ugly, uglier, and fuckin rape prevention birth control!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-erno/medicaid-only-allowed-you-three-choices-of-frames-ugly-uglier-and/) [Jeff Erno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-erno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hate-actually/jeff-erno/#itemlist", "name": "1 Hate Actually Quotes By Jeff Erno", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Well, if you were perfect, then you wouldn't be real. 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