--- title: "5 Harv Said Quotes by 1 author" description: "Browse 5 Harv Said quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Harv Said sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/john-zakour-18292_humility_i-told-you-it-was-easy-harv-said-true-bu_879603.jpg" --- > [“I told you it was easy,” HARV said. “True, but you say that about everything.” “That's because everything is easy for me.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-zakour/i-told-you-it-was-easy-harv-said-true-but-you-say-that-about/) [John Zakour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-zakour/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/john-zakour-18292_humility_i-told-you-it-was-easy-harv-said-true-bu_879603.jpg) > [“How bad is it?” “The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,” HARV said. “The bag…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-zakour/how-bad-is-it-the-story-is-only-just-now-being-reported-but-let-s-put/) [John Zakour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-zakour/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf5/john-zakour-18292_humor_how-bad-is-it-the-story-is-only-just-now_1084308.jpg) > [“HARV appeared in front of me, arms crossed, head tilted. “You really should read your e-mails from Randy more carefully,” he lectured.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-zakour/harv-appeared-in-front-of-me-arms-crossed-head-tilted-you-really/) [John Zakour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-zakour/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff4/john-zakour-18292_comedy_harv-appeared-in-front-of-me-arms-crosse_2150687.jpg) > [“Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-zakour/great-gates-almighty-harv-said-inside-my-brain-i-go-off-line-for-a/) [John Zakour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-zakour/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/john-zakour-18292_gates_great-gates-almighty-harv-said-inside-my_3044841.jpg) > [“Don't worry, boss,” HARV said. “I get the feeling that this is only the tip of the iceberg of complications.” “HARV, you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-zakour/don-t-worry-boss-harv-said-i-get-the-feeling-that-this-is-only-the/) [John Zakour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-zakour/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c0/john-zakour-18292_computers_don-t-worry-boss-harv-said-i-get-the-fee_3094225.jpg) ## Top authors on Harv Said - [John Zakour 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/harv-said/john-zakour/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/harv-said/#itemlist", "name": "Harv Said Quotes", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I told you it was easy,” HARV said. “True, but you say that about everything.” “That's because everything is easy for me.” “Everything but humility.” “No, that's easy, too. 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