--- title: "9 Hard Soft Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Hard Soft quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Hard Soft sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/156/john-goode-11213_quote_there-is-never-a-penis-that-is-as-comfor_1668207.jpg" --- > [“There is never a penis that is as comfortable hard as it is soft in a pair of jeans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-goode/there-is-never-a-penis-that-is-as-comfortable-hard-as-it-is-soft-in-a/) [John Goode](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-goode/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/156/john-goode-11213_quote_there-is-never-a-penis-that-is-as-comfor_1668207.jpg) > [Whether it is a hard or soft Brexit, there are opportunities here for us to be had.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gladys-berejiklian/whether-it-is-a-hard-or-soft-brexit-there-are-opportunities-here-for/) [Gladys Berejiklian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gladys-berejiklian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/834/gladys-berejiklian-7426_brexit_whether-it-is-a-hard-or-soft-brexit-ther_825482.jpg) > [So which is the lie? Hard or soft? Silence or time?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/so-which-is-the-lie-hard-or-soft-silence-or-time/) [David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/600/david-foster-wallace-161_lying_so-which-is-the-lie-hard-or-soft-silence_474035.jpg) > [“I still don’t know whether there are more hard or soft things in the world,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randall-munroe/i-still-don-t-know-whether-there-are-more-hard-or-soft-things-in-the/) [Randall Munroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randall-munroe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca4/randall-munroe-4800_hard_i-still-don-t-know-whether-there-are-mor_3083907.png) > [If, when, why, what? How much have you got? Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often? And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pet-shop-boys/if-when-why-what-how-much-have-you-got-have-you-got-it-do-you-get-it/) [Pet Shop Boys](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pet-shop-boys/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0f/pet-shop-boys-20313_hard_if-when-why-what-how-much-have-you-got-h_2438216.jpg) > [“He was hard and soft at the same time and she wanted to know how hard and how soft he could be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lacy-silk/he-was-hard-and-soft-at-the-same-time-and-she-wanted-to-know-how-hard/) [Lacy Silk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lacy-silk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17f/lacy-silk-63882_shannon_he-was-hard-and-soft-at-the-same-time-an_1242080.jpg) > [Something I will point out to everybody in the world, and I am not afraid to say it: these rap guys about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ivan-moody/something-i-will-point-out-to-everybody-in-the-world-and-i-am-not/) [Ivan Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ivan-moody/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b8/ivan-moody-7043_guys_something-i-will-point-out-to-everybody_433048.jpg) > [“Too hard, too soft, too fast, too slow, too strong, too weak. It matters not which, it must not be too anything.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-james-payne/too-hard-too-soft-too-fast-too-slow-too-strong-too-weak-it-matters/) [Michael James Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-james-payne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30e/michael-james-payne-86756_death_too-hard-too-soft-too-fast-too-slow-too_2004409.jpg) > [“Don’t forget the rule of the rock, man. Between it and a hard place, better choose the latter because you have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eve-montelibano/don-t-forget-the-rule-of-the-rock-man-between-it-and-a-hard-place/) [Eve Montelibano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eve-montelibano/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e1/eve-montelibano-58998_rock_don-t-forget-the-rule-of-the-rock-man-be_2417120.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hard-soft/#itemlist", "name": "Hard Soft Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There is never a penis that is as comfortable hard as it is soft in a pair of jeans.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Goode" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-goode/there-is-never-a-penis-that-is-as-comfortable-hard-as-it-is-soft-in-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/156/john-goode-11213_quote_there-is-never-a-penis-that-is-as-comfor_1668207.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/156/john-goode-11213_quote_there-is-never-a-penis-that-is-as-comfor_1668207.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/156/john-goode-11213_quote_there-is-never-a-penis-that-is-as-comfor_1668207.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There is never a penis that is as comfortable hard as it is soft in a pair of jeans.” — John Goode", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Whether it is a hard or soft Brexit, there are opportunities here for us to be had.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gladys Berejiklian" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gladys-berejiklian/whether-it-is-a-hard-or-soft-brexit-there-are-opportunities-here-for/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/834/gladys-berejiklian-7426_brexit_whether-it-is-a-hard-or-soft-brexit-ther_825482.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/834/gladys-berejiklian-7426_brexit_whether-it-is-a-hard-or-soft-brexit-ther_825482.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/834/gladys-berejiklian-7426_brexit_whether-it-is-a-hard-or-soft-brexit-ther_825482.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Whether it is a hard or soft Brexit, there are opportunities here for us to be had.” — Gladys Berejiklian", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So which is the lie? 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