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> [“Jesus, warnings from him equaled a hard dick. Immediately. “Before.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jesus-warnings-from-him-equaled-a-hard-dick-immediately-before/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I get a hard dick from this shit, now I stick it in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-get-a-hard-dick-from-this-shit-now-i-stick-it-in/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae0/eminem-415_quote_i-get-a-hard-dick-from-this-shit-now-i-s_1032405.jpg)

> [I woke up this morning, dick rock hard, dick harder than a armadilla.' MLK would be proud of me, cause I do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/i-woke-up-this-morning-dick-rock-hard-dick-harder-than-a-armadilla/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a79/lil-wayne-62_quote_i-woke-up-this-morning-dick-rock-hard-di_1162450.jpg)

> [Fuck love! all I got for hoes is hard dick &bubble gum'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mac-miller/fuck-love-all-i-got-for-hoes-is-hard-dick-bubble-gum/)

[Mac Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mac-miller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/956/mac-miller-566_bubble-gum_fuck-love-all-i-got-for-hoes-is-hard-dic_1780282.jpg)

> [“Smile on my face, rock hard dick in my pants, and some peace in my heart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/smile-on-my-face-rock-hard-dick-in-my-pants-and-some-peace-in-my-heart/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6e/harper-sloan-2305_peace_smile-on-my-face-rock-hard-dick-in-my-pa_1868509.jpg)

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