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> [“Seurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!" Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area. "What's the problem here?" the man behind the desk asks the TSA officer. "She's harassing me, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/seurity-i-yelled-i-m-being-harassed-security-officers-swarm-around-me/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

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## More by Stephanie McAfee

> [“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/i-d-rather-straighten-my-pubes-with-a-flat-iron-than-go-on-another/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

> [“Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God for women…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/times-are-a-changing-my-man-welcome-to-the-new-real-world-where-fat/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

> [“Seurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!" Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area. "What's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/seurity-i-yelled-i-m-being-harassed-security-officers-swarm-around-me/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

> [“I didn’t get my nap today. Wouldn’t do for someone to piss me off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/i-didn-t-get-my-nap-today-wouldn-t-do-for-someone-to-piss-me-off/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

> [“I twist and turn and grunt and stretch, all the while praying I don’t squeeze out a fart and gas every one of these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/i-twist-and-turn-and-grunt-and-stretch-all-the-while-praying-i-don-t/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

> [“Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?” “If it’s absolutely necessary, yes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/will-you-hold-on-to-my-penis-while-i-drive-if-it-s-absolutely/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

> [“Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-mcafee/wishing-he-d-get-the-hell-out-the-door-before-i-do-something-crazy/)

[Stephanie McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-mcafee/)

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