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> [“Stop, Lea. I don't get happily-ever afters. Those are just for fairytales and porn.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/stop-lea-i-don-t-get-happily-ever-afters-those-are-just-for/)

[christine zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

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## More by Christine Zolendz

> [“You got me, Sam. You own my soul, baby. You got me…and you healed me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/you-got-me-sam-you-own-my-soul-baby-you-got-me-and-you-healed-me/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“Coitus Interruptus!” I screamed.  “Stop and put your hands where I can see them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/coitus-interruptus-i-screamed-stop-and-put-your-hands-where-i-can-see/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“With my guitar, I could write my own stories, my own poems, and my own destiny. No one could take away the feelings, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/with-my-guitar-i-could-write-my-own-stories-my-own-poems-and-my-own/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“Put a damn shirt on and cover up your eighteen pack or whatever you got going on under that skin, you are making me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/put-a-damn-shirt-on-and-cover-up-your-eighteen-pack-or-whatever-you/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/it-s-a-condom-kade-because-if-you-re-going-to-act-like-a-dick-you/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“Yeah, I was going to follow her.  Staying away from her was not an option.  I would have to staple myself to the damn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/yeah-i-was-going-to-follow-her-staying-away-from-her-was-not-an/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“Most guys don’t know this, but a woman’s G-spot is in her eyes and ears.  If you look in her pants, you’re never going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/most-guys-don-t-know-this-but-a-woman-s-g-spot-is-in-her-eyes-and/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“Hey, love? Guess what today is? “Smack Kade in the fucking face day?” … “Oh, you’re bloody brilliant, love. No that only happens on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/hey-love-guess-what-today-is-smack-kade-in-the-fucking-face-day-oh/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“I had to be honest though, Shane was insanely attractive, but looks fade and they are just a covering. Even if the outside of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/i-had-to-be-honest-though-shane-was-insanely-attractive-but-looks/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“Why settle for something like that, when you've tasted heaven and you'll always know what you're missing?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/why-settle-for-something-like-that-when-you-ve-tasted-heaven-and-you/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“I promise you, I will pick up every little broken piece of you, every fucking piece, Grace, and for the rest of my fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/i-promise-you-i-will-pick-up-every-little-broken-piece-of-you-every/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don’t and stop . Well, unless they are used together.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/there-are-only-two-four-letter-words-that-are-offense-to-men-the/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“Bitch," Bliss hissed crossing her arms in front of her chest. Lea laughed louder, "Oh, one syllable word war. You don't even need a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/bitch-bliss-hissed-crossing-her-arms-in-front-of-her-chest-lea/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“Got plans for the rest of the day?" I looked back at him and my heart just stopped. Then it just started again thudding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/got-plans-for-the-rest-of-the-day-i-looked-back-at-him-and-my-heart/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

> [“ I didn't know I was lost Until you found me I never knew what love was Until you touched my hand I lost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/i-didn-t-know-i-was-lost-until-you-found-me-i-never-knew-what-love/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

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