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> [“There ain't enough happens in soccer. It's like watching twenty-two hair models kick a ball around for what seems like six months…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-ellis/there-ain-t-enough-happens-in-soccer-it-s-like-watching-twenty-two/)

[Warren Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-ellis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8b/warren-ellis-2541_goals_there-ain-t-enough-happens-in-soccer-it_369504.png)

> [You'd better get onto MI6. They'll be in charge of security at the airport." "Of course." Sir Graham moved toward the door.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-horowitz/you-d-better-get-onto-mi6-they-ll-be-in-charge-of-security-at-the/)

[Anthony Horowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-horowitz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7b/anthony-horowitz-1452_airports_you-d-better-get-onto-mi6-they-ll-be-in_1190975.png)

> [There's a tipping point that happens with soccer in which you just kinda get it. I was drawn to it because the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-simmons/there-s-a-tipping-point-that-happens-with-soccer-in-which-you-just/)

[Bill Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-simmons/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69b/bill-simmons-19427_basketball_there-s-a-tipping-point-that-happens-wit_2790014.jpg)

> [While American football is very structured and linear and static, where everyone lines up and there's a burst and it happens, soccer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-luna/while-american-football-is-very-structured-and-linear-and-static/)

[Gabriel Luna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-luna/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b5/gabriel-luna-81658_american-football_while-american-football-is-very-structur_2839871.jpg)

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