--- title: "7 Handle Women Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 7 Handle Women quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Handle Women sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d87/mike-tyson-752_circles_my-father-was-a-pimp-before-he-became-a_303652.jpg" --- > [My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-tyson/my-father-was-a-pimp-before-he-became-a-deacon-or-something-these/) [Mike Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-tyson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d87/mike-tyson-752_circles_my-father-was-a-pimp-before-he-became-a_303652.jpg) > [We can't handle violence in women characters but we CAN handle what's done to women in our present tense every second of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lidia-yuknavitch/we-can-t-handle-violence-in-women-characters-but-we-can-handle-what-s/) [Lidia Yuknavitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lidia-yuknavitch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fda/lidia-yuknavitch-3991_character_we-can-t-handle-violence-in-women-charac_679639.jpg) > [The best way to handle women is to keep them pregnant and barefoot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-riggs/the-best-way-to-handle-women-is-to-keep-them-pregnant-and-barefoot/) [Bobby Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-riggs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b64/bobby-riggs-11410_barefoot_the-best-way-to-handle-women-is-to-keep_778919.png) > [If a man cant handle a women in sweat pants he shouldnt have her](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenzie-ann/if-a-man-cant-handle-a-women-in-sweat-pants-he-shouldnt-have-her/) [Kenzie-ann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenzie-ann/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d0/kenzie-ann-5282_boyfriend_if-a-man-cant-handle-a-women-in-sweat-pa_872735.jpg) > [I'm not Superman. I can't handle all of these women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-lee/i-m-not-superman-i-can-t-handle-all-of-these-women/) [Tommy Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-lee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d63/tommy-lee-3389_handle_i-m-not-superman-i-can-t-handle-all-of-t_1164492.jpg) > [I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/langston-hughes/i-know-how-to-handle-women-who-act-like-ladies-but-my-landlady-ain-t/) [Langston Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/langston-hughes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89d/langston-hughes-1527_handle_i-know-how-to-handle-women-who-act-like_1627993.png) > [“It was one of those moments in which I become very uncomfortable. One of those times when nothing you say can be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-cook/it-was-one-of-those-moments-in-which-i-become-very-uncomfortable-one/) [Glen Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-cook/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c19/glen-cook-9893_croaker_it-was-one-of-those-moments-in-which-i-b_2063803.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/handle-women/#itemlist", "name": "Handle Women Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst guy in the world with women. 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