--- title: "18 Handcuffed Quotes by 18 authors" description: "Browse 18 Handcuffed quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Handcuffed sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1df/jodi-ellen-malpas-1010_quote_ava-why-the-fuck-am-i-handcuffed-to-the_1828767.jpg" --- > [“Ava, why the fuck am I handcuffed to the bed?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-ellen-malpas/ava-why-the-fuck-am-i-handcuffed-to-the-bed/) [Jodi Ellen Malpas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-ellen-malpas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1df/jodi-ellen-malpas-1010_quote_ava-why-the-fuck-am-i-handcuffed-to-the_1828767.jpg) > [If bein bitch is a crime.. then I think you should be handcuffed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iseedeadpeople/if-bein-bitch-is-a-crime-then-i-think-you-should-be-handcuffed/) [Iseedeadpeople](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iseedeadpeople/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f4/iseedeadpeople-244082_bitch_if-bein-bitch-is-a-crime-then-i-think-yo_2825144.jpg) > [I am so mean I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/muhammad-ali/i-am-so-mean-i-ve-handcuffed-lightnin-and-thrown-thunder-in-jail/) [Muhammad Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/muhammad-ali/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0f/muhammad-ali-386_boxing_i-am-so-mean-i-ve-handcuffed-lightnin-an_494567.jpg) > [“Mr. and Mrs. Johnson handcuffed us to a radiator!” Sabrina cried.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/mr-and-mrs-johnson-handcuffed-us-to-a-radiator-sabrina-cried/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/890/michael-buckley-6403_handcuffed_mr-and-mrs-johnson-handcuffed-us-to-a-ra_2141035.png) > [“She'd started handcuffed, armed with a paper clip. Now she had a ten-inch strip of metal with sharp edges, handcuffs, and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/she-d-started-handcuffed-armed-with-a-paper-clip-now-she-had-a-ten/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d45/rachel-caine-217_handcuffs_she-d-started-handcuffed-armed-with-a-pa_2896100.jpg) > [While I was in jail, they handcuffed me and took me to a backroom, where a detective from the FBI and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherman-austin/while-i-was-in-jail-they-handcuffed-me-and-took-me-to-a-backroom/) [Sherman Austin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherman-austin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f8/sherman-austin-35632_about_while-i-was-in-jail-they-handcuffed-me-a_2460107.jpg) > [I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-prefer-to-be-handcuffed-at-home-the-idea-of-voice-work-to-me-is/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44b/robin-williams-682_chance_i-prefer-to-be-handcuffed-at-home-the-id_1929297.jpg) > [“Aurora?” “Logan?” He poked his head in and gawked. “He handcuffed you?” “Nah, it’s my latest fashion statement.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-e-kirk/aurora-logan-he-poked-his-head-in-and-gawked-he-handcuffed-you-nah-it/) [A&E Kirk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-e-kirk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c7/a-e-kirk-10910_fashion-statement_aurora-logan-he-poked-his-head-in-and-ga_1975200.jpg) > [I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-ve-always-wanted-to-have-a-suitcase-handcuffed-to-my-wrist-that-s/) [Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/215/mitch-hedberg-695_fillers_i-ve-always-wanted-to-have-a-suitcase-ha_1659221.png) > [“I have no idea where I am. I only know that I was transported by someone in a white van who drove…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tahereh-mafi/i-have-no-idea-where-i-am-i-only-know-that-i-was-transported-by/) [Tahereh Mafi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tahereh-mafi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a25/tahereh-mafi-229_transported_i-have-no-idea-where-i-am-i-only-know-th_675913.png) > [Unfortunately, any girl - unless you're playing the action hero - is going to end up at some point handcuffed, gagged, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frances-mcdormand/unfortunately-any-girl-unless-you-re-playing-the-action-hero-is-going/) [Frances McDormand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frances-mcdormand/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8d/frances-mcdormand-3814_action_unfortunately-any-girl-unless-you-re-pla_2530263.jpg) > [A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/a-sheriff-arrested-me-i-could-be-mistaken-but-i-m-pretty-sure-my-men/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d0/darynda-jones-474_charley-davidson_a-sheriff-arrested-me-i-could-be-mistake_3233560.png) > [You have ten minutes. Tops. (Carlos) I have been knocked overboard, shot at, kidnapped, handcuffed, terrified, and held prisoner. I will not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-have-ten-minutes-tops-carlos-i-have-been-knocked-overboard-shot/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6c/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_kidnapped_you-have-ten-minutes-tops-carlos-i-have_426719.jpg) > [“The image of Griff being handcuffed while spread-eagled against a police cruiser had been beamed to screens around the world, but the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michele-campbell/the-image-of-griff-being-handcuffed-while-spread-eagled-against-a/) [Michele Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michele-campbell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/914/michele-campbell-57161_around-the-world_the-image-of-griff-being-handcuffed-whil_3074236.jpg) > [“Okay. Before the day started, I thought about everything that had happened so far. I was fooled into carrying a hammer and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robloxia-kid/okay-before-the-day-started-i-thought-about-everything-that-had/) [Robloxia Kid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robloxia-kid/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1b/robloxia-kid-41245_day-start_okay-before-the-day-started-i-thought-ab_2177334.jpg) > [You see somebody like me, as young as I was at the time, driving around the inner city of Newark, and to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-b-jordan/you-see-somebody-like-me-as-young-as-i-was-at-the-time-driving-around/) [Michael B. Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-b-jordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/977/michael-b-jordan-3540_car_you-see-somebody-like-me-as-young-as-i-w_1170127.jpg) > [When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/when-i-was-on-the-radio-i-used-to-be-able-to-go-a-lot-farther-than-i/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42c/jimmy-kimmel-12942_able_when-i-was-on-the-radio-i-used-to-be-abl_358824.jpg) > [“Cuffs was a buddy of mine on the line when I was a lieutenant. He had an adventurous sex life, to put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-shay/cuffs-was-a-buddy-of-mine-on-the-line-when-i-was-a-lieutenant-he-had/) [Kathryn Shay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-shay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/748/kathryn-shay-15038_gaze_cuffs-was-a-buddy-of-mine-on-the-line-wh_3189097.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/handcuffed/#itemlist", "name": "Handcuffed Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Ava, why the fuck am I handcuffed to the bed?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jodi Ellen Malpas" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-ellen-malpas/ava-why-the-fuck-am-i-handcuffed-to-the-bed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1df/jodi-ellen-malpas-1010_quote_ava-why-the-fuck-am-i-handcuffed-to-the_1828767.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1df/jodi-ellen-malpas-1010_quote_ava-why-the-fuck-am-i-handcuffed-to-the_1828767.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1df/jodi-ellen-malpas-1010_quote_ava-why-the-fuck-am-i-handcuffed-to-the_1828767.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ava, why the fuck am I handcuffed to the bed?” — Jodi Ellen Malpas", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If bein bitch is a crime.. then I think you should be handcuffed.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Iseedeadpeople" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iseedeadpeople/if-bein-bitch-is-a-crime-then-i-think-you-should-be-handcuffed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f4/iseedeadpeople-244082_bitch_if-bein-bitch-is-a-crime-then-i-think-yo_2825144.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f4/iseedeadpeople-244082_bitch_if-bein-bitch-is-a-crime-then-i-think-yo_2825144.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f4/iseedeadpeople-244082_bitch_if-bein-bitch-is-a-crime-then-i-think-yo_2825144.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If bein bitch is a crime.. then I think you should be handcuffed.” — Iseedeadpeople", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I am so mean I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Muhammad Ali" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/muhammad-ali/i-am-so-mean-i-ve-handcuffed-lightnin-and-thrown-thunder-in-jail/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0f/muhammad-ali-386_boxing_i-am-so-mean-i-ve-handcuffed-lightnin-an_494567.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0f/muhammad-ali-386_boxing_i-am-so-mean-i-ve-handcuffed-lightnin-an_494567.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0f/muhammad-ali-386_boxing_i-am-so-mean-i-ve-handcuffed-lightnin-an_494567.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I am so mean I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail.” — Muhammad Ali", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Mr. and Mrs. Johnson handcuffed us to a radiator!” Sabrina cried.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Michael Buckley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/mr-and-mrs-johnson-handcuffed-us-to-a-radiator-sabrina-cried/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/890/michael-buckley-6403_handcuffed_mr-and-mrs-johnson-handcuffed-us-to-a-ra_2141035.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/890/michael-buckley-6403_handcuffed_mr-and-mrs-johnson-handcuffed-us-to-a-ra_2141035.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/890/michael-buckley-6403_handcuffed_mr-and-mrs-johnson-handcuffed-us-to-a-ra_2141035.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Mr. and Mrs. Johnson handcuffed us to a radiator!” Sabrina cried.” — Michael Buckley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“She'd started handcuffed, armed with a paper clip. 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I know I was handcuffed”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tahereh Mafi" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tahereh-mafi/i-have-no-idea-where-i-am-i-only-know-that-i-was-transported-by/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a25/tahereh-mafi-229_transported_i-have-no-idea-where-i-am-i-only-know-th_675913.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a25/tahereh-mafi-229_transported_i-have-no-idea-where-i-am-i-only-know-th_675913.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a25/tahereh-mafi-229_transported_i-have-no-idea-where-i-am-i-only-know-th_675913.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I have no idea where I am. 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