---
title: "2 Hamper Dirty Quotes by 2 authors"
description: "Browse 2 Hamper Dirty quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Hamper Dirty sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7e/staci-hart-11284_dirty_i-d-rather-have-been-curled-up-in-a-vat_749925.jpg"
---

> [“I’d rather have been curled up in a vat of sardines or a hamper full of dirty jock straps.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/staci-hart/i-d-rather-have-been-curled-up-in-a-vat-of-sardines-or-a-hamper-full/)

[Staci Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/staci-hart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7e/staci-hart-11284_dirty_i-d-rather-have-been-curled-up-in-a-vat_749925.jpg)

> [You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-don-t-want-to-take-the-world-over-with-a-whole-hamper-full-of/)

[J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/j-b-smoove-3940_bath_you-don-t-want-to-take-the-world-over-wi_2478004.jpg)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hamper-dirty/#itemlist",
            "name": "Hamper Dirty Quotes",
            "numberOfItems": 2,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I’d rather have been curled up in a vat of sardines or a hamper full of dirty jock straps.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Staci Hart"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/staci-hart/i-d-rather-have-been-curled-up-in-a-vat-of-sardines-or-a-hamper-full/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7e/staci-hart-11284_dirty_i-d-rather-have-been-curled-up-in-a-vat_749925.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7e/staci-hart-11284_dirty_i-d-rather-have-been-curled-up-in-a-vat_749925.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7e/staci-hart-11284_dirty_i-d-rather-have-been-curled-up-in-a-vat_749925.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I’d rather have been curled up in a vat of sardines or a hamper full of dirty jock straps.” — Staci Hart",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "J. B. Smoove"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-don-t-want-to-take-the-world-over-with-a-whole-hamper-full-of/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/j-b-smoove-3940_bath_you-don-t-want-to-take-the-world-over-wi_2478004.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/j-b-smoove-3940_bath_you-don-t-want-to-take-the-world-over-wi_2478004.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/j-b-smoove-3940_bath_you-don-t-want-to-take-the-world-over-wi_2478004.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing…” — J. B. Smoove",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hamper-dirty/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hamper-dirty/",
            "name": "Hamper Dirty Quotes",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hamper-dirty/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7e/staci-hart-11284_dirty_i-d-rather-have-been-curled-up-in-a-vat_749925.jpg"
            },
            "description": "Browse 2 Hamper Dirty quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Hamper Dirty sayings and thoughts.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hamper-dirty/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hamper-dirty/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Hamper Dirty Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hamper-dirty/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```