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title: "2 Hammered Quotes By Matt Stairs"
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> [When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-stairs/when-you-get-that-nice-celebration-coming-into-the-dugout-and-you-re/)

Matt Stairs

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> [When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass hammered by guystheres no better feeling than to have that done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-stairs/when-you-get-that-nice-celebration-coming-into-the-dugout-and-youre/)

Matt Stairs

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## More by Matt Stairs

> [When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-stairs/when-you-get-that-nice-celebration-coming-into-the-dugout-and-you-re/)

Matt Stairs

> [When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass hammered by guystheres no better feeling than to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-stairs/when-you-get-that-nice-celebration-coming-into-the-dugout-and-youre/)

Matt Stairs

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