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title: "6 Hamburger Meat Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 6 Hamburger Meat quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Hamburger Meat sayings and thoughts."
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> [I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sterling-hayden/i-don-t-think-i-ll-have-to-kill-her-just-slap-that-pretty-face-into/)

[Sterling Hayden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sterling-hayden/)

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> [ “A nationwide study published by the USDA in 1996 found that \[...\] 78.6 percent of the ground beef contained microbes that are… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-schlosser/a-nationwide-study-published-by-the-usda-in-1996-found-that-78-6/)

[Eric Schlosser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-schlosser/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06c/eric-schlosser-3894_beef_a-nationwide-study-published-by-the-usda_811818.png)

> [I'm somewhat shy about the brutal facts of being a carnivore. I don't like meat to look like animals. I prefer it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-updike/i-m-somewhat-shy-about-the-brutal-facts-of-being-a-carnivore-i-don-t/)

[John Updike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-updike/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/76e/john-updike-396_animal_i-m-somewhat-shy-about-the-brutal-facts_1685598.png)

> [The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-hamburger-meat-looks-like-vinny-s-chest-hair/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Tots. Ore-Ida. Lay it out in your pan. Then you get you a pound and a half of hamburger meat. Fry that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathy-hogan-trocheck/tots-ore-ida-lay-it-out-in-your-pan-then-you-get-you-a-pound-and-a/)

[Kathy Hogan Trocheck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathy-hogan-trocheck/)

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> [For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reese-witherspoon/for-our-first-date-i-made-ryan-hamburger-helper-which-is-basically/)

[Reese Witherspoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reese-witherspoon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ad/reese-witherspoon-2395_cheese_for-our-first-date-i-made-ryan-hamburger_2504097.jpg)

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