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> [I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/i-am-not-a-slow-writer-i-am-not-a-fast-writer-i-am-a-half-fast-writer/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

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## More by Robert Asprin

> [Writing thats not working for a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/writing-thats-not-working-for-a-living/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [It's interesting that instead of having to get tighter and more restricted for a collaboration, strangely enough, from the beginning, we've actually been more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/it-s-interesting-that-instead-of-having-to-get-tighter-and-more/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/in-times-of-crisis-it-is-of-the-utmost-importance-that-one-does-not/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [Between you and me, I think that may be one of the things that will help with the collaboration, because there are things Eric…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/between-you-and-me-i-think-that-may-be-one-of-the-things-that-will/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days \[on favourite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/invariably-it-turns-out-to-be-who-you-ve-been-reading-in-the-last/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [The basic story for the opener is that word came through the bar that someone got knifed and killed up on the Moon Walk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/the-basic-story-for-the-opener-is-that-word-came-through-the-bar-that/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [“If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success--Ethelred The Unready”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/if-the-proper-preparations-have-been-made-and-the-necessary/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [New Orleans life is such a night life. The thing that comes up very often is that our day essentially doesn't start until midnight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/new-orleans-life-is-such-a-night-life-the-thing-that-comes-up-very/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [I've had a five- or six-year down-spell as a writer, and now that most of the other contracts are cleared or down to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/i-ve-had-a-five-or-six-year-down-spell-as-a-writer-and-now-that-most/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [“Of all the various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a dragon and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/of-all-the-various-unpleasant-ways-to-be-aroused-from-a-sound-sleep/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [“Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/are-you-going-to-shake-my-hand-or-am-i-going-to-rip-your-heart-out/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [Writing that's not working for a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/writing-that-s-not-working-for-a-living/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [We're kidding on that. One of the things I insisted upon when we went into this project was that we are full partners, going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/we-re-kidding-on-that-one-of-the-things-i-insisted-upon-when-we-went/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [Ever since I first visited New Orleans back in '89, I've been intrigued by the French Quarter. I always wanted to set something in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/ever-since-i-first-visited-new-orleans-back-in-89-i-ve-been-intrigued/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

> [I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-asprin/i-am-not-a-slow-writer-i-am-not-a-fast-writer-i-am-a-half-fast-writer/)

[Robert Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-asprin/)

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