--- title: "14 Haley Quotes By R.L. Mathewson" description: "14 Haley quotes by R.L. Mathewson. Plus more from R.L. Mathewson and more Haley sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c9/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_she-spied-the-rolled-up-hose-and-made-a_1625453.jpg" --- > [“She spied the rolled up hose and made a snap decision. This ended here and now. The days of being the world’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-spied-the-rolled-up-hose-and-made-a-snap-decision-this-ended-here/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c9/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_she-spied-the-rolled-up-hose-and-made-a_1625453.jpg) > [“Maybe you should just admit that you're crazy about me," he said, leaning in to kiss her again. "And why would you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/maybe-you-should-just-admit-that-you-re-crazy-about-me-he-said/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ba/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_maybe-you-should-just-admit-that-you-re_1830358.jpg) > [“I hate you," Haley mumbled, storming past him to grab a carriage. "You love and adore me," Jason informed her as he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-hate-you-haley-mumbled-storming-past-him-to-grab-a-carriage-you/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b56/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_i-hate-you-haley-mumbled-storming-past-h_415987.jpg) > [“I love you, Derek!” Jason tried to drag Haley back to her seat, but she fought him tooth and nail. “I love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-love-you-derek-jason-tried-to-drag-haley-back-to-her-seat-but-she/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_i-love-you-derek-jason-tried-to-drag-hal_11614.jpg) > [“Stop calling me that!' Haley hissed softly. 'For the hundredth time, i am not the Daniel-Son to your Mr. Miyagi.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/stop-calling-me-that-haley-hissed-softly-for-the-hundredth-time-i-am/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/357/r-l-mathewson-3630_time_stop-calling-me-that-haley-hissed-softly_1375474.jpg) > [“He glared accusingly at her while he made short work of his clothes. "You didn't wake me up." She rolled her eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-glared-accusingly-at-her-while-he-made-short-work-of-his-clothes/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e4/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-glared-accusingly-at-her-while-he-mad_2082084.jpg) > [“Jason had to bury his face against her shoulder to keep from laughing out loud. She was just so damn cute. “Stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/jason-had-to-bury-his-face-against-her-shoulder-to-keep-from-laughing/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_jason-had-to-bury-his-face-against-her-s_1666458.jpg) > [“I don't know how Haley put up with you for the last few weeks. I would have killed you by now." "Haley…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-don-t-know-how-haley-put-up-with-you-for-the-last-few-weeks-i-would/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/796/r-l-mathewson-3630_playing-for-keeps_i-don-t-know-how-haley-put-up-with-you-f_2192961.jpg) > [“Soon he was picturing little girls with mischievous green eyes and pigtails asking him to play tea. Of course he'd bring real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/soon-he-was-picturing-little-girls-with-mischievous-green-eyes-and/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b8/r-l-mathewson-3630_baseball-team_soon-he-was-picturing-little-girls-with_283892.jpg) > [“He sighed heavily. "You pissed me off." Well, that was totally unexpected…sort of. "Hey, I said I was sorry about hitting Mitch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well-that-was-totally-unexpected/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well_2530409.jpg) > [“I’m hungry,” Jason grumbled as he stared at the empty plates on his small coffee table. Brad groaned, “You practically ate both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-m-hungry-jason-grumbled-as-he-stared-at-the-empty-plates-on-his/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ef/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_i-m-hungry-jason-grumbled-as-he-stared-a_2550139.jpg) > [“She gave his hand a small squeeze. "Jason, if we're going to try this then I'd like to take things slow." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-gave-his-hand-a-small-squeeze-jason-if-we-re-going-to-try-this/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/442/r-l-mathewson-3630_gaze_she-gave-his-hand-a-small-squeeze-jason_2471621.jpg) > [“What if I promise to make you a batch of brownies tomorrow?" she asked, deciding to use his love of baked goods…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/what-if-i-promise-to-make-you-a-batch-of-brownies-tomorrow-she-asked/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/r-l-mathewson-3630_baked-goods_what-if-i-promise-to-make-you-a-batch-of_1015826.jpg) > [“Can we get back to work now?" Haley asked, sounding innocent, but Zoe didn't miss the woman's lips twitching or the humor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/can-we-get-back-to-work-now-haley-asked-sounding-innocent-but-zoe/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/651/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_can-we-get-back-to-work-now-haley-asked_1985793.jpg) ## Other authors on Haley ## More by R.L. Mathewson > [“I love you, Derek!” Jason tried to drag Haley back to her seat, but she fought him tooth and nail. “I love you, Derek!”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-love-you-derek-jason-tried-to-drag-haley-back-to-her-seat-but-she/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Will you be able to keep your hands off me?" "I'm pretty sure I can manage that," she said, wondering if the man truly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/will-you-be-able-to-keep-your-hands-off-me-i-m-pretty-sure-i-can/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Zoe, I-- Oh, God!" he shouted, clutching his chest and stumbling back. "What?" she asked, looking around anxiously as she clutched a large brown…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/zoe-i-oh-god-he-shouted-clutching-his-chest-and-stumbling-back-what/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“How dare you question my taste, woman?" he demanded. "If I say you're beautiful then you're beautiful so get the hell over it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/how-dare-you-question-my-taste-woman-he-demanded-if-i-say-you-re/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something!" Joshua sputtered”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-s-cutting-off-circulation-to-my-balls-if-you-want-great/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“I think,” she said, glaring at him with murderous intent, “that if you or that damn battering ram you have the nerve to call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-think-she-said-glaring-at-him-with-murderous-intent-that-if-you-or/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Wait, you don’t have a license. You can’t drive.” He turned the car on and threw it into drive. “Hmmm, look at that, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/wait-you-don-t-have-a-license-you-can-t-drive-he-turned-the-car-on/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“As he was gasping for air he realized something. He was in deep shit. Haley was his life now. His woman. His heart. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/as-he-was-gasping-for-air-he-realized-something-he-was-in-deep-shit/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Your boobs or your ass, Kasey. Make a choice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/your-boobs-or-your-ass-kasey-make-a-choice/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“If she wasn’t his best friend… There really was no point in finishing that thought. She was and it was his job as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/if-she-wasn-t-his-best-friend-there-really-was-no-point-in-finishing/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“...she was probably having a few murderous thoughts of her own about any woman that touched him. Good, they were making progress.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-was-probably-having-a-few-murderous-thoughts-of-her-own-about-any/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“She was also sure that having experienced the act first hand would probably benefit her writing. If anything she should have sex for her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-was-also-sure-that-having-experienced-the-act-first-hand-would/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Apparently she was beyond words so she pushed the card into his hands. He looked down. Blinked. Blinked again before stumbling back into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/apparently-she-was-beyond-words-so-she-pushed-the-card-into-his-hands/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/connor-push-me-and-you-might-just-find-yourself-locked-in-the-trunk/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Soon he was picturing little girls with mischievous green eyes and pigtails asking him to play tea. Of course he'd bring real food to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/soon-he-was-picturing-little-girls-with-mischievous-green-eyes-and/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/haley/r-l-mathewson/#itemlist", "name": "14 Haley Quotes By R.L. Mathewson", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“She spied the rolled up hose and made a snap decision. This ended here and now. The days of being the world’s biggest pushover were over.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. 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She was just so damn cute. “Stop laughing at me! I’m a threat, damn it!” Jason pressed a gentle kiss to her lips. “No, you’re my sweet little grasshopper.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. Mathewson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/jason-had-to-bury-his-face-against-her-shoulder-to-keep-from-laughing/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_jason-had-to-bury-his-face-against-her-s_1666458.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_jason-had-to-bury-his-face-against-her-s_1666458.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_jason-had-to-bury-his-face-against-her-s_1666458.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Jason had to bury his face against her shoulder to keep from laughing out loud. She was just so damn cute…” — R.L. 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She blinked once and then again. Then she burst into uncontrollable laughter.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. Mathewson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well-that-was-totally-unexpected/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well_2530409.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well_2530409.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well_2530409.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He sighed heavily. \"You pissed me off.\" Well, that was totally unexpected…sort of. \"Hey, I said I was sorry…” — R.L. Mathewson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I’m hungry,” Jason grumbled as he stared at the empty plates on his small coffee table. Brad groaned, “You practically ate both plates of cookies. How in the hell are you hungry?” Jason shrugged leaning back in his chair to watch the game. “I just am. Leave me the hell alone I’m a growing boy, damn it!” “Yeah, a growing thirty-one year old boy,” Brad mumbled. “I’m still growing damn it so shut the hell up and feed me!” “Order something and stop bitching!” Brad snapped. “You order something. I’m too weak to move.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. 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Mathewson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-gave-his-hand-a-small-squeeze-jason-if-we-re-going-to-try-this/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/442/r-l-mathewson-3630_gaze_she-gave-his-hand-a-small-squeeze-jason_2471621.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/442/r-l-mathewson-3630_gaze_she-gave-his-hand-a-small-squeeze-jason_2471621.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/442/r-l-mathewson-3630_gaze_she-gave-his-hand-a-small-squeeze-jason_2471621.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She gave his hand a small squeeze. \"Jason, if we're going to try this then I'd like to take things slow.\" He…” — R.L. Mathewson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What if I promise to make you a batch of brownies tomorrow?\" she asked, deciding to use his love of baked goods against him. He snorted in disbelief as he got to his feet. \"I'm not some whore you can buy with a pan of yummy baked goods, woman. How dare you insult me?\" he said on a sniff as he folded his arms over his chest and did his best to look put out. \"Fine,\" Haley said with a sigh. \"What if I promise to make a big bowl of frosting tomorrow and let you lick it off me?\" She had to bite back a smile as Jason shifted anxiously while he licked his lips and ran his eyes hungrily down her body. \"Buttercream?\" he croaked out. \"Mmmmhmm,\" she said, walking over to him. She cupped the back of his head and gently tugged him down for a quick kiss. \"And if you're good I might lick some off you,\" she said, loving the idea. \"Get your own bowl of frosting. I don't share,\" he simply said, giving her one last kiss before walking out the door, whistling happily, no doubt thinking about the large bowl of frosting he was going to devour tomorrow.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. 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Jason licked his lips as he looked his pregnant wife over hungrily. \"Tonight?\" he croaked out. \"If you're good,\" Haley said, with a small shrug. \"But you have to leave-\" \"Bye,\" Jason said quickly, cutting her off and rushing out of the trailer just as fast as he came.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. 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