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title: "199 Haircuts Quotes by 178 authors"
description: "Browse 199 Haircuts quotes by 178 authors. Discover the best Haircuts sayings and thoughts."
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> [I've had a lot of ridiculous haircuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-brady/i-ve-had-a-lot-of-ridiculous-haircuts/)

[Tom Brady](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-brady/)

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> [I always change my hair, but I don't like haircuts!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leighton-meester/i-always-change-my-hair-but-i-don-t-like-haircuts/)

[Leighton Meester](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leighton-meester/)

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> [You're only as good as your last picture.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-dressler/you-re-only-as-good-as-your-last-picture/)

[Marie Dressler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-dressler/)

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> [A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/coco-chanel/a-woman-who-cuts-her-hair-is-about-to-change-her-life/)

[Coco Chanel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/coco-chanel/)

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> [You're only as good as your last album.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-filan/you-re-only-as-good-as-your-last-album/)

[Shane Filan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-filan/)

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> [I have never liked haircuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-updike/i-have-never-liked-haircuts/)

[John Updike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-updike/)

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> [Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-coleman/hrabosky-looks-fierce-in-that-fu-manchu-haircut/)

[Jerry Coleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-coleman/)

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> [You're only as good as your last book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-re-only-as-good-as-your-last-book/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-washer/a-50-haircut-cool-glasses-skinny-jeans-and-a-tattoo-does-not-a/)

[Paul Washer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-washer/)

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> [..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/people-in-minnesota-avoid-stupidity-when-possible-not-wanting-to-be-a/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [Is this some manly bonding thing I can't be a part of? Are you getting matching haircuts?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/is-this-some-manly-bonding-thing-i-can-t-be-a-part-of-are-you-getting/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/if-bill-gates-is-worth-30-billion-then-a-good-haircut-must-cost-31/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

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> [When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/when-red-headed-people-are-above-a-certain-social-grade-their-hair-is/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-go-to-a-tupperware-party-for-a-haircut/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [Actresses generally aren't allowed to have haircuts, because short hair isn't considered as versatile.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosamund-pike/actresses-generally-aren-t-allowed-to-have-haircuts-because-short/)

[Rosamund Pike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosamund-pike/)

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> [It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cook/it-s-amazing-what-a-haircut-and-forgetting-to-shave-will-do/)

[David Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cook/)

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> [With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwayne-johnson/with-a-haircut-like-that-and-a-face-like-that-it-looks-like-billy-ray/)

[Dwayne Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwayne-johnson/)

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> [In most cultures, you can have a kid at 18 and it's not a big thing. It's not like, 'Oh, you've got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julian-casablancas/in-most-cultures-you-can-have-a-kid-at-18-and-it-s-not-a-big-thing-it/)

[Julian Casablancas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julian-casablancas/)

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> [My music is like the perfect haircut-a Friday-night cut! It makes you feel like wanting to put on some nice clothes to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-hamilton/my-music-is-like-the-perfect-haircut-a-friday-night-cut-it-makes-you/)

[Anthony Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-hamilton/)

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> [It's totally true: Ariel, Christopher Owens, me, and Courtney Love, all in Saint Laurent ads, all with the same haircut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zachary-cole-smith/it-s-totally-true-ariel-christopher-owens-me-and-courtney-love-all-in/)

[Zachary Cole Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zachary-cole-smith/)

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> [I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They're obsessed with their haircut and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-offerman/i-think-what-makes-so-many-other-actors-miserable-is-focusing/)

[Nick Offerman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-offerman/)

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> [ Tom \[McCarthy\] said to me, "Buddy, you got an Oscar nomination through that haircut! That's the real feat, man." ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-ruffalo/tom-mccarthy-said-to-me-buddy-you-got-an-oscar-nomination-through/)

[Mark Ruffalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-ruffalo/)

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> [I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-cutrone/i-had-the-most-expensive-haircut-you-can-get-and-i-was-walking-around/)

[Kelly Cutrone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-cutrone/)

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> [Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-feherty/worst-haircut-i-ve-ever-seen-in-my-life-and-i-ve-had-a-few-bad-ones/)

[David Feherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-feherty/)

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> [I look deep into her rich brown eyes and she look into mine. Law, she got old-soul eyes, like she done lived…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-stockett/i-look-deep-into-her-rich-brown-eyes-and-she-look-into-mine-law-she-2/)

[Kathryn Stockett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-stockett/)

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> [Being a military child, we moved a lot and we developed different vernaculars from moving from the south, to the Midwest, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-torry/being-a-military-child-we-moved-a-lot-and-we-developed-different/)

[Joe Torry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-torry/)

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> [For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vinny-guadagnino/for-me-it-s-all-about-the-haircut-i-don-t-have-a-lot-of-hair-to-style/)

[Vinny Guadagnino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vinny-guadagnino/)

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> [I tend to go with things people need. Obviously with the barbershop, people will need haircuts regardless of the economy. In a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamerion-wimbley/i-tend-to-go-with-things-people-need-obviously-with-the-barbershop/)

[Kamerion Wimbley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamerion-wimbley/)

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> [We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/we-should-leave-people-alone-about-their-weight-being-skinny-for-a/)

[Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/)

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> [We now have a generation of people who in many cases feel that if they become chefs, they'll get a TV show.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/we-now-have-a-generation-of-people-who-in-many-cases-feel-that-if/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [Shouldn't someone tag Mr. Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age? Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronald-reagan/shouldn-t-someone-tag-mr-kennedy-s-bold-new-imaginative-program-with/)

[Ronald Reagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronald-reagan/)

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> [There simply is nothing else like it. And, as a test of physical and mental endurance it has no equal. Other sports…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-boardman/there-simply-is-nothing-else-like-it-and-as-a-test-of-physical-and/)

Chris Boardman

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> [To us, your power comes from one simple thing: you’re a woman, and we men will do anything humanly possible to impress…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-harvey/to-us-your-power-comes-from-one-simple-thing-you-re-a-woman-and-we/)

[Steve Harvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-harvey/)

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> [Cam held her closer. "Marry me, Amelia. You're what I want. You're my fate." One hand slid to the back of her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/cam-held-her-closer-marry-me-amelia-you-re-what-i-want-you-re-my-fate/)

[Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/)

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> [Learning how to shine a pair of shoes to me was like if you could do, you were like you were on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-herron/learning-how-to-shine-a-pair-of-shoes-to-me-was-like-if-you-could-do/)

[Willie Herron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-herron/)

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> [My family went on a cruise, and I got a terrible haircut. FYI: Never get your hair cut on a cruise. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lawrence/my-family-went-on-a-cruise-and-i-got-a-terrible-haircut-fyi-never-get/)

[Jennifer Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lawrence/)

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> [He immediately started charming my mom until she was nothing but a gooey puddle in the middle of the foyer.He loved her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/he-immediately-started-charming-my-mom-until-she-was-nothing-but-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/usually-the-beginning-of-a-story-that-people-hear-a-lot-for-example/)

[Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/)

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> [If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chael-sonnen/if-brock-lesnar-was-here-right-now-i-d-take-my-boot-off-and-throw-it/)

[Chael Sonnen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chael-sonnen/)

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> [Mothers Who Know Honor God They bring daughters in clean and ironed dresses with hair brushed to perfection; their sons wear white…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-b-beck/mothers-who-know-honor-god-they-bring-daughters-in-clean-and-ironed/)

[Julie B. Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-b-beck/)

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