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> [“I shaved my lady mustache (ladystache) off with my roommate's gay razor (it's a gay razor because it's his razor and he's gay) and now I have man-stubble on my upper lip. Then to make it just a tiny bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-weedman/i-shaved-my-lady-mustache-ladystache-off-with-my-roommate-s-gay-razor/)

Lauren Weedman

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## More by Lauren Weedman

> [“I shaved my lady mustache (ladystache) off with my roommate's gay razor (it's a gay razor because it's his razor and he's gay) and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-weedman/i-shaved-my-lady-mustache-ladystache-off-with-my-roommate-s-gay-razor/)

Lauren Weedman

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