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title: "2 Hair Mustache Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hulk-hogan/the-only-time-i-m-not-hulk-hogan-is-when-i-m-behind-closed-doors/)

[Hulk Hogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hulk-hogan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cf/hulk-hogan-8306_bald_the-only-time-i-m-not-hulk-hogan-is-when_1216178.jpg)

> [“I shaved my lady mustache (ladystache) off with my roommate's gay razor (it's a gay razor because it's his razor and he's gay) and now I have man-stubble on my upper lip. Then to make it just a tiny bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-weedman/i-shaved-my-lady-mustache-ladystache-off-with-my-roommate-s-gay-razor/)

[Lauren Weedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-weedman/)

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