---
title: "3 Hair Force Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Hair Force quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Hair Force sayings and thoughts."
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> [How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/how-would-trump-travel-as-president-obviously-he-d-use-hair-force-one/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/696/david-letterman-378_air-force_how-would-trump-travel-as-president-obvi_1861089.jpg)

> [I use a pick in my hair without force. You use a lawn mower-you got peat moss.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/extra-p/i-use-a-pick-in-my-hair-without-force-you-use-a-lawn-mower-you-got/)

[Extra P](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/extra-p/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae1/extra-p-48653_force_i-use-a-pick-in-my-hair-without-force-yo_2438790.png)

> [When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/when-donald-trump-becomes-president-he-ll-fly-on-a-jumbo-jet-rebadged/)

[Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68d/michael-r-burch-14947_air-force_when-donald-trump-becomes-president-he-l_2532973.png)

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