--- title: "5 Guys Quotes By Brian Posehn" description: "5 Guys quotes by Brian Posehn. Plus more from Brian Posehn and more Guys sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77e/brian-posehn-11076_bad_in-d-d-i-love-playing-the-first-guy-thro_698559.jpg" --- > [In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/in-d-d-i-love-playing-the-first-guy-through-the-door-the-guy-with-the/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77e/brian-posehn-11076_bad_in-d-d-i-love-playing-the-first-guy-thro_698559.jpg) > [I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people know what I'm talking about. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-ve-always-hated-the-term-alternative-i-only-use-it-because-when-i/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c83/brian-posehn-11076_about_i-ve-always-hated-the-term-alternative-i_764812.jpg) > [I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-m-doing-a-pilot-for-comedy-central-with-the-band-steel-panther-they/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cff/brian-posehn-11076_band_i-m-doing-a-pilot-for-comedy-central-wit_1898658.jpg) > [Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/guys-don-t-do-that-when-they-go-out-guys-don-t-wear-outfits-that/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fe/brian-posehn-11076_features_guys-don-t-do-that-when-they-go-out-guys_2342257.jpg) > [I used to see my friend Harland Williams in a lot of auditions. Then you'd see one of the DeLuise kids because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-used-to-see-my-friend-harland-williams-in-a-lot-of-auditions-then/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a44/brian-posehn-11076_auditions_i-used-to-see-my-friend-harland-williams_2457027.jpg) ## Other authors on Guys ## More by Brian Posehn > [Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/grew-up-in-a-small-town-where-there-was-only-one-crazy-guy-he-didn-t/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-just-felt-like-i-d-rather-listen-to-even-the-worst-metal-song-more/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/one-thing-about-writing-the-sarah-silverman-program-was-the-concern/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-do-think-certain-kinds-of-music-can-make-you-violent-like-when-i/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-think-too-much-during-my-day-to-day-life-i-m-the-guy-who-worries/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/when-i-m-late-it-matters-but-when-everybody-else-is-late-it-doesn-t/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [I love to visit the comic shops, and I don't want to call myself a 'foodie,' because that word is just stupid, but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-love-to-visit-the-comic-shops-and-i-don-t-want-to-call-myself-a/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/metal-is-easily-my-favorite-thing-exodus-and-anthrax-and-megadeth-so/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/my-friends-are-trying-to-get-me-to-go-out-on-blind-dates-big-no-to/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/my-act-is-pretty-much-me-reflecting-on-what-i-want-to-talk-about-and/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-ve-played-d-d-for-years-i-m-a-comic-book-guy-comic-con-in-san-diego/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/in-d-d-i-love-playing-the-first-guy-through-the-door-the-guy-with-the/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [I love writing. It's one of my favorite jobs. Of the things I get to do, I love sitting in a room and coming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-love-writing-it-s-one-of-my-favorite-jobs-of-the-things-i-get-to-do/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [I'm very excited that my yelling will be featured on the next Evile disc; they're one of my favorite new-ish bands and, in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-m-very-excited-that-my-yelling-will-be-featured-on-the-next-evile/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) > [I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people know what I'm talking about. I always thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-posehn/i-ve-always-hated-the-term-alternative-i-only-use-it-because-when-i/) [Brian Posehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-posehn/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guys/brian-posehn/#itemlist", "name": "5 Guys Quotes By Brian Posehn", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? 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