--- title: "1 Guys Names Quotes By Rachel Cohn" description: "1 Guys Names quotes by Rachel Cohn. Plus more from Rachel Cohn and more Guys Names sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b44/rachel-cohn-1244_cars_who-s-jessie-my-yugo-you-have-a-name-for_820062.png" --- > [“Who's Jessie?" "My Yugo" "You have a name for your Yugo? Please don't tell me you're one of those guys who also names his dick." "Unfortunately, I've yet to find the perfect name for mine, so it's in this netherworld…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/who-s-jessie-my-yugo-you-have-a-name-for-your-yugo-please-don-t-tell/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b44/rachel-cohn-1244_cars_who-s-jessie-my-yugo-you-have-a-name-for_820062.png) ## More by Rachel Cohn > [“You mean I'm not lazy? No bitch, I mean you intimidate guys with a look or a comment before they can even decide if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/you-mean-i-m-not-lazy-no-bitch-i-mean-you-intimidate-guys-with-a-look/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“the infinite Manhattan night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/the-infinite-manhattan-night/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [Tal told me he loved me, and told me and told me, but you don't tell someone that and then tell them they're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/tal-told-me-he-loved-me-and-told-me-and-told-me-but-you-don-t-tell/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“Someone should pay for their sins. I'll show you Awful, humans. I can't even see what I'm doing. All I know is rage, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/someone-should-pay-for-their-sins-i-ll-show-you-awful-humans-i-can-t/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [ \[S\]he leans into this guy and rocks her head like I’m making this music for her, when if I could, I would take it… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/s-he-leans-into-this-guy-and-rocks-her-head-like-i-m-making-this/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“In some ways, I think I'll never be over him', Langston said. 'That is such an unsatisfied answer' 'That's because you're interpreting it the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/in-some-ways-i-think-i-ll-never-be-over-him-langston-said-that-is/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“I suspected that when something was a beginning and an ending at the same time, that meant it could only exist in the present”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/i-suspected-that-when-something-was-a-beginning-and-an-ending-at-the/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“The reward is in the risk. I wanted so badly to believe, but the fear felt as great and overwhelming as the desire. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/the-reward-is-in-the-risk-i-wanted-so-badly-to-believe-but-the-fear/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [I am bigger than the box I'm in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/i-am-bigger-than-the-box-i-m-in/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [The desert adapts. The people adapt. Live. Die. Struggle. Suffer. Create. The people in the real world beyond Demesne's ring are not all manufactured…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/the-desert-adapts-the-people-adapt-live-die-struggle-suffer-create/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“Well, well, well,” Santa said once the elf had retreated. “Come and sit on my lap, little boy.” This Santa’s beard was real, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/well-well-well-santa-said-once-the-elf-had-retreated-come-and-sit-on/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“Please return this notebook to where you found it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/please-return-this-notebook-to-where-you-found-it/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [This must be part of Mother Nature's master plan—making these boys so irresistibly cute, in such a naughty way, that the purity of their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/this-must-be-part-of-mother-nature-s-master-plan-making-these-boys-so/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“If I’m just The Guy With Norah, that’s cool. Right now, that’s all I want to be. All the other things I am—they’re too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/if-i-m-just-the-guy-with-norah-that-s-cool-right-now-that-s-all-i/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) > [“Maybe, I thought, it's not distance that's the problem, but how you handle it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/maybe-i-thought-it-s-not-distance-that-s-the-problem-but-how-you/) [Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guys-names/rachel-cohn/#itemlist", "name": "1 Guys Names Quotes By Rachel Cohn", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Who's Jessie?\" \"My Yugo\" \"You have a name for your Yugo? 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