--- title: "6 Guys Married Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 6 Guys Married quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Guys Married sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99b/upasana-banerjee-21793_good-guy_all-good-guys-are-either-married-or-comm_584145.jpg" --- > [“ALL GOOD GUYS ARE EITHER MARRIED OR COMMITTED OR INSANE OR WEIRD...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/upasana-banerjee/all-good-guys-are-either-married-or-committed-or-insane-or-weird/) [Upasana Banerjee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/upasana-banerjee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99b/upasana-banerjee-21793_good-guy_all-good-guys-are-either-married-or-comm_584145.jpg) > [I just do not understand all of these guys that get married and then want to go spend all of their time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wayne-static/i-just-do-not-understand-all-of-these-guys-that-get-married-and-then/) [Wayne Static](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wayne-static/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/813/wayne-static-6105_buddies_i-just-do-not-understand-all-of-these-gu_745092.jpg) > [At first, people were like, 'I've discovered something - you guys are married!' I was like, 'Yeah, that's not a secret. We've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-mullally/at-first-people-were-like-i-ve-discovered-something-you-guys-are/) [Megan Mullally](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-mullally/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e4/megan-mullally-6997_many_at-first-people-were-like-i-ve-discovere_895767.jpg) > [If two gay guys get married do they go to the same bachelor party?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-roberts/if-two-gay-guys-get-married-do-they-go-to-the-same-bachelor-party/) [Amanda Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-roberts/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d8/amanda-roberts-34822_bachelor-party_if-two-gay-guys-get-married-do-they-go-t_1504133.jpg) > [People still tweet me like, "Oh my god, I just found out you guys are married!" Which makes sense to me because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-elizabeth-ellis/people-still-tweet-me-like-oh-my-god-i-just-found-out-you-guys-are/) [Mary Elizabeth Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-elizabeth-ellis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/mary-elizabeth-ellis-30179_actors_people-still-tweet-me-like-oh-my-god-i-j_1848205.jpg) > [I think all gay guys should get married. I think they should have to get married. They should have to adopt kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/i-think-all-gay-guys-should-get-married-i-think-they-should-have-to/) [Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f1/greg-giraldo-10617_boots_i-think-all-gay-guys-should-get-married_2575669.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guys-married/#itemlist", "name": "Guys Married Quotes", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“ALL GOOD GUYS ARE EITHER MARRIED OR COMMITTED OR INSANE OR WEIRD...”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Upasana Banerjee" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/upasana-banerjee/all-good-guys-are-either-married-or-committed-or-insane-or-weird/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99b/upasana-banerjee-21793_good-guy_all-good-guys-are-either-married-or-comm_584145.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99b/upasana-banerjee-21793_good-guy_all-good-guys-are-either-married-or-comm_584145.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99b/upasana-banerjee-21793_good-guy_all-good-guys-are-either-married-or-comm_584145.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“ALL GOOD GUYS ARE EITHER MARRIED OR COMMITTED OR INSANE OR WEIRD...” — Upasana Banerjee", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I just do not understand all of these guys that get married and then want to go spend all of their time with their buddies.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Wayne Static" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wayne-static/i-just-do-not-understand-all-of-these-guys-that-get-married-and-then/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/813/wayne-static-6105_buddies_i-just-do-not-understand-all-of-these-gu_745092.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/813/wayne-static-6105_buddies_i-just-do-not-understand-all-of-these-gu_745092.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/813/wayne-static-6105_buddies_i-just-do-not-understand-all-of-these-gu_745092.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I just do not understand all of these guys that get married and then want to go spend all of their time with…” — Wayne Static", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "At first, people were like, 'I've discovered something - you guys are married!' 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