--- title: "17 Guy Quotes By Zach Braff" description: "17 Guy quotes by Zach Braff. Plus more from Zach Braff and more Guy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c06/zach-braff-854_actually_i-m-not-actually-an-arrogant-guy-it-s-ju_1635054.png" --- > [I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-m-not-actually-an-arrogant-guy-it-s-just-that-truthfully-nobody/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c06/zach-braff-854_actually_i-m-not-actually-an-arrogant-guy-it-s-ju_1635054.png) > [I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-have-anything-against-this-jesus-guy-but-has-he-written/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf9/zach-braff-854_guy_i-don-t-have-anything-against-this-jesus_2596808.png) > [I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-m-not-an-hour-late-you-guys-were-just-an-hour-early/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89f/zach-braff-854_guy_i-m-not-an-hour-late-you-guys-were-just_2585001.png) > [There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/there-is-one-person-i-can-think-of-better-than-me-and-that-s-zach/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87b/zach-braff-854_cool_there-is-one-person-i-can-think-of-bette_1948645.png) > [I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-want-to-be-one-of-those-guys-but-snape-does-kill-dumbledore/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/184/zach-braff-854_doe_i-don-t-want-to-be-one-of-those-guys-but_2438986.png) > [Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/sure-the-jews-killed-jesus-but-the-guy-was-an-awful-carpenter/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ddf/zach-braff-854_awful_sure-the-jews-killed-jesus-but-the-guy-w_397560.png) > [A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/a-kid-came-up-to-me-the-other-day-and-said-hey-you-re-the-guy-on/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/zach-braff-854_forget_a-kid-came-up-to-me-the-other-day-and-sa_2755690.jpg) > [I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-said-i-m-on-this-tv-show-and-i-love-doing-it-but-i-don-t-want-to-be/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/772/zach-braff-854_guy_i-said-i-m-on-this-tv-show-and-i-love-do_2136334.png) > [Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/yeah-i-saw-the-guy-running-out-of-the-building-carrying-a-rifle-i/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5d/zach-braff-854_building_yeah-i-saw-the-guy-running-out-of-the-bu_2110475.png) > [They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/they-say-that-guys-who-like-chick-flicks-tend-to-do-a-little-better/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/074/zach-braff-854_chick-flick_they-say-that-guys-who-like-chick-flicks_2126241.png) > [I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-mean-nobody-s-ever-thrown-a-big-rock-at-me-or-my-friends-but-we-re/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9e/zach-braff-854_bigs_i-mean-nobody-s-ever-thrown-a-big-rock-a_1515422.png) > [I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-love-queers-as-much-as-the-next-guy-i-just-don-t-think-i-should/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/756/zach-braff-854_guy_i-love-queers-as-much-as-the-next-guy-i_691658.png) > [One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/one-time-this-guy-on-the-street-wanted-me-to-give-him-a-medical/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c4/zach-braff-854_doctors_one-time-this-guy-on-the-street-wanted-m_718234.jpg) > [When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-i-first-moved-to-l-a-i-thought-about-turning-gay-then-i-realized/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec7/zach-braff-854_enough_when-i-first-moved-to-l-a-i-thought-abou_2117639.png) > [When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-i-think-about-the-holidays-i-think-about-the-salvation-army-guys/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f57/zach-braff-854_army_when-i-think-about-the-holidays-i-think_1555266.jpg) > [I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-m-a-busy-guy-i-just-get-a-lot-of-people-that-sound-like-me-to-go/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/975/zach-braff-854_busy_i-m-a-busy-guy-i-just-get-a-lot-of-peopl_517406.jpg) > [I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-m-not-gay-but-i-m-still-the-kind-of-guy-where-even-though-you-have/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce8/zach-braff-854_chance_i-m-not-gay-but-i-m-still-the-kind-of-gu_281548.png) ## Other authors on Guy ## More by Zach Braff > [The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-thing-about-hitting-kids-is-think-about-if-you-were-doing-the/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-greatest-charity-you-can-contribute-to-is-yourself-instead-of/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-you-re-the-director-and-the-writer-you-never-have-to-remember/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/yea-he-s-alright-but-he-s-no-zach-braff/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-was-really-starting-to-get-pathetic-everyday-they-would-come-in/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-ask-me-did-the-fame-come-too-fast-do-you-ever-wish-for-your/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-wouldn-t-exactly-call-it-intelligent-but-somebody-has-to-be-behind/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-have-called-me-fake-but-personally-i-don-t-think-i-m-fake/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-things-seem-to-be-slowing-down-there-s-this-little-trick-i-like/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-want-to-take-piano-lessons-i-want-to-study-at-university-i-want-to/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-john-mccain-were-really-a-war-hero-he-would-ve-won-vietnam/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-i-could-change-anything-about-garden-state-it-would-be-to-cast/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/well-it-s-not-that-i-hate-them-but-honestly-if-i-saw-two-homeless/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I never looked at bread the same way again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-never-looked-at-bread-the-same-way-again/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-belive-oprah-s-sexual-abuse-stories-i-mean-who-would-take-a/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guy/zach-braff/#itemlist", "name": "17 Guy Quotes By Zach Braff", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not actually an arrogant guy. 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