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title: "12 Guy Quotes By Tucker Max"
description: "12 Guy quotes by Tucker Max. Plus more from Tucker Max and more Guy sayings from other authors."
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> [Women always want the guy that other women want.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/women-always-want-the-guy-that-other-women-want/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/tucker-max-2064_always_women-always-want-the-guy-that-other-wom_3170415.png)

> [We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/we-had-become-those-guys-who-started-a-fight-at-a-harry-potter-book/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/170/tucker-max-2064_book_we-had-become-those-guys-who-started-a-f_1782673.png)

> [I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-think-that-there-s-a-lot-of-guys-out-there-that-want-to-read-the/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7da/tucker-max-2064_chicks_i-think-that-there-s-a-lot-of-guys-out-t_322991.png)

> [I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-m-not-even-the-coolest-one-of-my-friends-i-m-just-the-guy-who-sat/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b1/tucker-max-2064_down-and_i-m-not-even-the-coolest-one-of-my-frien_2411509.png)

> [I'm a decent-looking guy, but I've never walked into a room and got a girl because of how I looked. Look, I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-m-a-decent-looking-guy-but-i-ve-never-walked-into-a-room-and-got-a/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/887/tucker-max-2064_because_i-m-a-decent-looking-guy-but-i-ve-never_2769678.png)

> [As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/as-a-general-rule-whenever-guys-have-problems-approaching-girls-it-s/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/tucker-max-2064_fear_as-a-general-rule-whenever-guys-have-pro_843758.png)

> [Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/tucker-you-guys-going-to-milwaukee-guy-yes-sir-heading-home-after-a/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69d/tucker-max-2064_confused_tucker-you-guys-going-to-milwaukee-guy-y_871999.png)

> [Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/guys-we-spend-our-whole-lives-trying-to-get-pussy-so-when-pussy-comes/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/895/tucker-max-2064_darker-side_guys-we-spend-our-whole-lives-trying-to_1367218.jpg)

> [The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/the-idea-that-guys-should-walk-into-a-bar-and-confidently-initiate/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee2/tucker-max-2064_bars_the-idea-that-guys-should-walk-into-a-ba_157860.jpg)

> [To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/to-my-friends-and-people-i-care-about-i-m-a-really-nice-guy-no-one/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c6/tucker-max-2064_care_to-my-friends-and-people-i-care-about-i_1506632.png)

> [I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-never-understand-why-women-think-drama-and-bullshit-are-attractive/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee9/tucker-max-2064_attention_i-never-understand-why-women-think-drama_2123818.png)

> [My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/my-favorite-random-email-i-got-was-from-some-guy-who-wrote-mr-max/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef3/tucker-max-2064_asking_my-favorite-random-email-i-got-was-from_1734861.png)

## Other authors on Guy

## More by Tucker Max

> [Fat girls aren’t real people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/fat-girls-aren-t-real-people/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/no-one-has-it-all-figured-out-especially-not-the-people-who-are/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/helping-reproductive-services-doesn-t-just-help-women-in-isolation-it/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/it-used-to-be-that-companies-with-industrial-economies-of-scale/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/my-path-to-wisdom-began-when-i-stopped-pretending-to-know-things-i/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/there-is-no-number-or-level-of-success-that-would-make-me-think-wow-i/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/there-are-fun-nights-there-are-crazy-nights-and-then-there-are-those/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-try-to-explain-to-people-that-the-only-way-to-be-cool-is-to-be-who/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/girl3-you-don-t-have-to-be-a-jerk-slingblade-quite-the-contrary-my/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/the-idea-that-guys-should-walk-into-a-bar-and-confidently-initiate/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/my-writing-is-authentic-and-whatever-happens-in-my-life-is-what-i/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/probably-the-best-explanation-for-my-success-and-other-internet/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/things-always-work-out-for-me-because-i-do-whatever-i-want-without/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [I'm a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some people, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-m-a-human-every-human-is-flawed-i-might-be-flawed-in-different-ways/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

> [“Earl "The Goat" Manigault was probably the greatest basketball player of all time, but Michael Jordan is universally regarded as the best ever. This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/earl-the-goat-manigault-was-probably-the-greatest-basketball-player/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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