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title: "11 Guy Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne"
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> [I'm a nice guy, you know. It's hard work to be an asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-a-nice-guy-you-know-it-s-hard-work-to-be-an-asshole/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [My idea of what God should be is a good guy. I don't think there's any good in killing people in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/my-idea-of-what-god-should-be-is-a-good-guy-i-don-t-think-there-s-any/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/the-rest-of-the-guys-in-sabbath-became-boring-old-farts-and-there-i/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/most-guys-my-age-are-boring-human-beings-they-sit-in-bars-get-drunk/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Black Sabbath wasn't like the Bon Jovis of the time. We were just a bunch of guys that were against the grain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/black-sabbath-wasn-t-like-the-bon-jovis-of-the-time-we-were-just-a/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [I can see thru mountains watch me disappear, I can even touch the sky. Swallowing the colors of the sounds I hear,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-can-see-thru-mountains-watch-me-disappear-i-can-even-touch-the-sky/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-hyperventilate-opening-a-box-of-chocolates-i-m-the-most-nervous-guy/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [I'm not one of these guys to do my solo stuff one night and Black Sabbath the next. I can't do that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-not-one-of-these-guys-to-do-my-solo-stuff-one-night-and-black/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/it-took-a-lot-of-water-to-down-just-that-f-king-bat-s-head-let-me/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [ My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. \[...\] At first, they… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/my-stay-in-camp-betty-was-the-longest-i-d-been-without-drink-or-drugs/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the ‘Suicide Solution’ case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/the-jesus-freaks-were-the-worst-while-the-suicide-solution-case-was/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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## Other authors on Guy

## More by Ozzy Osbourne

> [I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-do-miss-the-social-aspect-of-sitting-in-a-pub-with-a-pint-but-you/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/in-1964-something-totally-unexpected-happened-i-got-a-job-i-enjoyed/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [“The thing is, I’ve never believed in feuds. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve been angry with people. Very angry – with people like Patrick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/the-thing-is-i-ve-never-believed-in-feuds-don-t-get-me-wrong-i-ve/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/antidepressants-sure-kill-your-sexual-life-now-that-s-depressing/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [I have no faith in my ability to judge things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-have-no-faith-in-my-ability-to-judge-things/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [“I’m no good with business, me. I’m the last person to ask when it comes to contracts and dough and all that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-no-good-with-business-me-i-m-the-last-person-to-ask-when-it-comes/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-about-caring-i-m-about-people-and-i-m-about-entertaining-people-i/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-want-to-be-american-america-is-the-coolest-place-on-the-face-of-the/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [“Never in a million years did I think I’d end up making a career out of singing. I didn’t think it was possible. As…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/never-in-a-million-years-did-i-think-i-d-end-up-making-a-career-out/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [“My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I’d broken the law again…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/my-last-good-memory-of-the-eighties-before-everything-went-dark-was/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-wish-i-didn-t-have-to-perform-iron-man-every-night/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-not-trying-to-twist-people-s-heads-around-i-m-not-trying-to-say/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f\*\*king normal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/the-most-unbelievable-thing-about-my-behaviour-is-that-i-was/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-kept-hearing-that-metal-is-dead-and-ozzy-s-dead-and-people-that/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

> [When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this. I didn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/when-i-was-doing-drugs-and-alcohol-i-thought-i-ll-have-a-drink-and-a/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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