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title: "15 Guy Quotes By Greg Behrendt"
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> [There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/there-s-a-guy-out-there-who-will-want-to-tell-everyone-that-he-is/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/try-not-to-be-four-years-into-a-relationship-when-it-suddenly-dawns/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/don-t-you-want-the-guy-who-ll-forget-about-all-the-other-things-in/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97c/greg-behrendt-2271_forget_don-t-you-want-the-guy-who-ll-forget-abo_2342780.png)

> [Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/because-here-s-what-guys-don-t-do-if-they-can-t-live-without-you-they/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/don-t-spend-your-time-on-and-give-your-heart-to-any-guy-who-makes-you/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/202/greg-behrendt-2271_feelings_don-t-spend-your-time-on-and-give-your-h_3151277.png)

> [When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/when-a-guy-is-into-you-he-lets-you-know-it-he-calls-he-shows-up-he/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/983/greg-behrendt-2271_eye_when-a-guy-is-into-you-he-lets-you-know_2557272.png)

> [How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/how-many-presidents-do-you-think-ever-said-to-another-guy-i-can-t/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/as-a-guy-i-never-liked-being-told-to-call-which-my-wife-really-never/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/if-a-guy-truly-likes-you-but-for-personal-reasons-he-needs-to-take/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/greg-behrendt-2271_frustrated_if-a-guy-truly-likes-you-but-for-persona_1087235.jpg)

> [If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/if-the-guy-you-re-dating-doesn-t-seem-to-be-completely-into-you-or/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8e/greg-behrendt-2271_dating_if-the-guy-you-re-dating-doesn-t-seem-to_2613567.png)

> [It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less -- even a vague pathetic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/it-s-very-tempting-when-you-really-want-to-be-with-someone-to-settle/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/he-doesn-t-have-to-love-your-cd-collection-he-doesn-t-have-to-love/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/263/greg-behrendt-2271_cds_he-doesn-t-have-to-love-your-cd-collecti_2679230.jpg)

> [I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-like-the-idea-that-when-a-guy-comes-over-to-the-house-i-get-to-say/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca8/greg-behrendt-2271_book_i-like-the-idea-that-when-a-guy-comes-ov_655247.png)

> [Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/busy-is-another-word-for-asshole-asshole-is-another-word-for-the-guy/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/there-s-a-guy-out-there-who-s-going-to-be-really-happy-that-you-didn/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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## Other authors on Guy

## More by Greg Behrendt

> [Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/personally-when-i-m-picking-friends-i-like-the-ones-who-don-t-make-me/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/so-i-m-34-i-m-kind-of-becoming-an-adult-kind-of-i-guess-but-i-know/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/don-t-be-flattered-that-he-misses-you-he-should-miss-you-you-are/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-best-thing-that-can-happen-in-a-relationship-is-when-you-are-the/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-reason-it-s-so-painful-when-someone-disappears-is-you-have-to/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/cheaters-are-people-who-have-a-lot-of-stuff-to-work-out-and-they-re/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/two-people-in-a-relationship-either-grow-together-or-apart-over-time/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-do-think-that-you-can-dress-yourself-out-of-a-problem-the-way-that/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/we-re-taught-that-in-life-we-should-try-to-look-on-the-bright-side/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-don-t-have-to-edit-myself-i-get-to-be-me-warts-and-all-and-that-s/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/he-s-just-not-that-into-you-if-he-s-not-asking-you-out-because-if-he/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/lying-cheating-hiding-is-the-exact-opposite-of-the-behavior-of-a-man/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [big plans require big action](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/big-plans-require-big-action/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-ve-never-tried-to-pass-myself-off-as-anything-more-than-a-comedian/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/people-are-inspired-to-do-remarkable-things-to-find-and-be-with-the/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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