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title: "17 Guy Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias"
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> [If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-i-m-drinking-i-can-either-be-the-nicest-guy-ever-or-i-m-the-guy/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/believe-it-or-not-i-ve-got-a-really-bad-metabolism-one-burger-and-i-m/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/as-far-as-guys-who-perform-onstage-i-love-chris-rock-i-m-kind-of/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-big-guy-but-i-m-really-simple-with-the-food-i-ll-hit-the-in-n/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-don-t-wanna-just-be-remembered-for-the-funniest-guy-in-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-you-surround-yourself-with-a-bunch-of-guys-who-no-mas-se-quieren/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I'm a big fan of Kiss. Gene Simmons, he's all into marketing and branding. You name it, there's some type of product…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-big-fan-of-kiss-gene-simmons-he-s-all-into-marketing-and/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-always-very-happy-to-talk-to-people-i-relate-to-people-and-the/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/now-people-are-coming-up-to-meet-me-at-my-shows-and-they-re-doing-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-ve-already-produced-one-hour-specials-for-other-comedians-and-i/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/wearing-a-hawaiian-shirt-you-don-t-ever-come-across-as-offensive/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [There's been a lot of guys that come out of Texas who have made it really big. So it's not a geographic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/there-s-been-a-lot-of-guys-that-come-out-of-texas-who-have-made-it/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/jeff-foxworthy-had-that-whole-you-might-be-a-redneck-thing-larry-the/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/as-far-as-uncut-i-think-we-all-know-that-you-guys-cut-up-the-special/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/a-lot-of-the-comedians-nowadays-just-do-comedy-as-a-stepping-stone/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-get-a-lot-of-influence-from-pro-wrestling-people-are-like-oh-it-s/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-just-know-you-can-not-be-on-top-forever-there-s-always-going-to-be/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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## Other authors on Guy

## More by Gabriel Iglesias

> [ \[Making people laugh\] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/making-people-laugh-was-a-secret-dream-i-kept-and-i-didn-t-tell/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/now-people-are-coming-up-to-meet-me-at-my-shows-and-they-re-doing-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-comedian-who-happens-to-be-latino-what-s-the-difference-the/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-weird-at-home-to-go-to-one-of/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-not-selling-out-denying-who-i-am-or-where-i-ve-come-from-not-at/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-don-t-wanna-just-be-remembered-for-the-funniest-guy-in-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/just-saw-the-movie-the-town-it-was-bad-ass-i-never-rate-movies/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I was not the popular kid in school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-was-not-the-popular-kid-in-school/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-favorite-people-to-have-fun-with-are-police-officers-cause-they-re/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/we-can-choose-our-family-we-can-t-choose-our-relatives/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/why-buy-a-bootleg-shitty-copy-of-my-special-when-you-can-get-it-on/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/early-on-when-i-started-talking-about-my-weight-it-was-self/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/when-you-re-a-comedian-the-holy-grail-is-an-hour-long-hbo-special/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-still-come-out-to-music-that-s-in-spanish-there-s-no-denying-who-i/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-big-guy-but-i-m-really-simple-with-the-food-i-ll-hit-the-in-n/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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