--- title: "12 Guy Quotes By Frank Zappa" description: "12 Guy quotes by Frank Zappa. Plus more from Frank Zappa and more Guy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/614/frank-zappa-702_air_a-composer-is-a-guy-who-goes-around-forc_824522.jpg" --- > [A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/a-composer-is-a-guy-who-goes-around-forcing-his-will-on-unsuspecting/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/614/frank-zappa-702_air_a-composer-is-a-guy-who-goes-around-forc_824522.jpg) > [The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-language-and-concepts-contained-herein-are-guaranteed-not-to/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff6/frank-zappa-702_business_the-language-and-concepts-contained-here_3184449.jpg) > [These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/these-girls-wouldn-t-let-just-anybody-spew-on-their-vital-parts-they/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/772/frank-zappa-702_bigs_these-girls-wouldn-t-let-just-anybody-sp_2930169.jpg) > [Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/power-will-be-maintained-by-the-groovy-guy-or-gal-who-gets-the-most/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/880/frank-zappa-702_coverage_power-will-be-maintained-by-the-groovy-g_1097080.jpg) > [Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/conducting-is-when-you-draw-designs-in-the-nowhere-with-a-stick-or/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d8/frank-zappa-702_bow-tie_conducting-is-when-you-draw-designs-in-t_3132868.jpg) > [It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/it-s-two-o-clock-in-the-morning-they-re-not-going-to-get-any-nooky/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94d/frank-zappa-702_clock_it-s-two-o-clock-in-the-morning-they-re_964976.jpg) > [Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/yeah-i-tell-them-to-change-the-channel-if-they-see-some-guy-in-a/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb6/frank-zappa-702_asking_yeah-i-tell-them-to-change-the-channel-i_1174007.jpg) > [Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/scientology-how-about-that-you-hold-on-to-the-tin-cans-and-then-this/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eda/frank-zappa-702_asks_scientology-how-about-that-you-hold-on-t_2788354.jpg) > [The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-creation-and-destruction-of-harmonic-and-statistical-tensions-is/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b85/frank-zappa-702_cheese_the-creation-and-destruction-of-harmonic_2887470.jpg) > [The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-minute-you-use-the-drugs-and-you-do-something-that-interferes/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/frank-zappa-702_action_the-minute-you-use-the-drugs-and-you-do_507668.jpg) > [If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/if-you-want-to-get-together-in-any-exclusive-situation-and-have/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/frank-zappa-702_atheist_if-you-want-to-get-together-in-any-exclu_1732114.jpg) > [It seems that the problem with government as an institution is uniformly bad, worldwide. It may be the ONLY thing that binds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/it-seems-that-the-problem-with-government-as-an-institution-is/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b51/frank-zappa-702_catholic_it-seems-that-the-problem-with-governmen_2245822.jpg) ## Other authors on Guy ## More by Frank Zappa > [If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/if-you-want-to-get-laid-go-to-college-if-you-want-an-education-go-to/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/while-your-children-are-sleeping-your-puppy-is-crappin/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Very few people do covers of my tunes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/very-few-people-do-covers-of-my-tunes/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/cocaine-decisions-that-you-make-today-will-mean-nothing-later-on-when/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/government-is-the-entertainment-division-of-the-military-industrial/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/do-your-job-and-do-it-right-life-s-a-ball-tv-tonight/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/fact-of-the-matter-is-there-is-no-hip-world-there-is-no-straight/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/broken-hearts-are-for-assholes-are-you-an-asshole/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/anyone-who-is-disturbed-by-the-idea-of-newts-in-a-nightclub-is/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-bigger-the-cushion-the-better-the-pushin/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/give-me-the-enchilada-with-the-pickle-sauce-shoved-up-between-the/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/sit-and-spin-til-you-rot-on-the-cosmic-utensil/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [To me absurdity is the only reality](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/to-me-absurdity-is-the-only-reality/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/is-this-something-new-having-people-stomp-on-you-is-it-what-i-need-to/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/look-here-brother-who-you-jivin-with-that-cosmik-debris/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guy/frank-zappa/#itemlist", "name": "12 Guy Quotes By Frank Zappa", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/a-composer-is-a-guy-who-goes-around-forcing-his-will-on-unsuspecting/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/614/frank-zappa-702_air_a-composer-is-a-guy-who-goes-around-forc_824522.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/614/frank-zappa-702_air_a-composer-is-a-guy-who-goes-around-forc_824522.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/614/frank-zappa-702_air_a-composer-is-a-guy-who-goes-around-forc_824522.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the…” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-language-and-concepts-contained-herein-are-guaranteed-not-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff6/frank-zappa-702_business_the-language-and-concepts-contained-here_3184449.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff6/frank-zappa-702_business_the-language-and-concepts-contained-here_3184449.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff6/frank-zappa-702_business_the-language-and-concepts-contained-here_3184449.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where…” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/these-girls-wouldn-t-let-just-anybody-spew-on-their-vital-parts-they/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/772/frank-zappa-702_bigs_these-girls-wouldn-t-let-just-anybody-sp_2930169.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/772/frank-zappa-702_bigs_these-girls-wouldn-t-let-just-anybody-sp_2930169.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/772/frank-zappa-702_bigs_these-girls-wouldn-t-let-just-anybody-sp_2930169.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big…” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. 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Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-creation-and-destruction-of-harmonic-and-statistical-tensions-is/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b85/frank-zappa-702_cheese_the-creation-and-destruction-of-harmonic_2887470.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b85/frank-zappa-702_cheese_the-creation-and-destruction-of-harmonic_2887470.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b85/frank-zappa-702_cheese_the-creation-and-destruction-of-harmonic_2887470.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of…” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-minute-you-use-the-drugs-and-you-do-something-that-interferes/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/frank-zappa-702_action_the-minute-you-use-the-drugs-and-you-do_507668.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/frank-zappa-702_action_the-minute-you-use-the-drugs-and-you-do_507668.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/frank-zappa-702_action_the-minute-you-use-the-drugs-and-you-do_507668.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit…” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/if-you-want-to-get-together-in-any-exclusive-situation-and-have/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/frank-zappa-702_atheist_if-you-want-to-get-together-in-any-exclu_1732114.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/frank-zappa-702_atheist_if-you-want-to-get-together-in-any-exclu_1732114.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/frank-zappa-702_atheist_if-you-want-to-get-together-in-any-exclu_1732114.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this…” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It seems that the problem with government as an institution is uniformly bad, worldwide. It may be the ONLY thing that binds all nations together - the incompetence of all of their governments...The unions are the mafia, which is the CIA, which is the Catholic Church, which is the government, which is what's the difference? It's corrupt! It's the same guys pulling these strings, you know? 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