--- title: "20 Guy Quotes By Bill Burr" description: "20 Guy quotes by Bill Burr. Plus more from Bill Burr and more Guy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e6/bill-burr-1900_copied_nazi-copied-stuff-from-us-for-their-fina_713233.png" --- > [ \[Nazi\] copied stuff from us for their "final solution" but we get to walk around like we're the good guys. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/nazi-copied-stuff-from-us-for-their-final-solution-but-we-get-to-walk/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e6/bill-burr-1900_copied_nazi-copied-stuff-from-us-for-their-fina_713233.png) > [Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/ric-flair-is-the-greatest-guy-ever-he-just-wants-to-hang-out-have-a/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd9/bill-burr-1900_beer_ric-flair-is-the-greatest-guy-ever-he-ju_713327.png) > [I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-one-of-those-guys-like-whatever-the-situation-is-as-long-as/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eac/bill-burr-1900_comedy_i-m-one-of-those-guys-like-whatever-the_223053.png) > [My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/my-parents-have-a-ridiculous-work-ethic-my-dad-just-works-works-works/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/edd/bill-burr-1900_dad_my-parents-have-a-ridiculous-work-ethic_1892166.png) > [Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/some-guy-workin-at-home-depot-he-wants-to-f-k-just-as-many-women-as-a/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/359/bill-burr-1900_care_some-guy-workin-at-home-depot-he-wants-t_1683328.png) > [I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-my-dog-i-hate-bankers-i-have-issues-with-women-in-my-head-i-m/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ccc/bill-burr-1900_animal_i-love-my-dog-i-hate-bankers-i-have-issu_799209.png) > [I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-one-of-those-guys-where-you-know-i-m-23-years-into-this-and-i/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3de/bill-burr-1900_amount_i-m-one-of-those-guys-where-you-know-i-m_1777472.jpg) > [You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-know-it-wasn-t-even-that-i-m-a-funny-guy-i-just-loved-stand-up/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1d/bill-burr-1900_able_you-know-it-wasn-t-even-that-i-m-a-funny_58686.png) > [There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/there-s-no-brothers-when-it-comes-to-white-people-we-are-just/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ae/bill-burr-1900_brother_there-s-no-brothers-when-it-comes-to-whi_1001423.png) > [The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/the-first-guy-who-got-aids-was-a-french-flight-attendant-how-you-like/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e91/bill-burr-1900_aids_the-first-guy-who-got-aids-was-a-french_1200733.jpg) > [ I couldn't trash \[Adolf\] Hitler enough. Poor bastards, they make all these contributions to the automotive industry, aeronautics, space - but you… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-couldn-t-trash-adolf-hitler-enough-poor-bastards-they-make-all/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df6/bill-burr-1900_contribution_i-couldn-t-trash-adolf-hitler-enough-poo_2247788.png) > [They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/they-say-you-don-t-want-to-meet-your-heroes-but-those-two-guys-you-do/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ef/bill-burr-1900_amazing_they-say-you-don-t-want-to-meet-your-her_2557972.png) > [People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-but-it-s-basically-an-online/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/098/bill-burr-1900_big-deal_people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-bu_165932.png) > [Like I said, you guys in the media will treat the dumbest jack\*\*s in the entire f\*\*\*ng world like they won a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/like-i-said-you-guys-in-the-media-will-treat-the-dumbest-jack-s-in/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89c/bill-burr-1900_ambassadors_like-i-said-you-guys-in-the-media-will-t_1428317.jpg) > [It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-was-right-after-9-11-and-i-decided-to-walk-around-the-grounds-of/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/466/bill-burr-1900_carts_it-was-right-after-9-11-and-i-decided-to_26409.jpg) > [Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/before-i-even-knew-what-stand-up-was-i-tried-to-make-people-laugh-at/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/261/bill-burr-1900_all-time_before-i-even-knew-what-stand-up-was-i-t_2162424.png) > [I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-an-idiot-basically-i-don-t-think-that-i-m-a-dumb-guy-but-i-also/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/643/bill-burr-1900_access_i-m-an-idiot-basically-i-don-t-think-tha_347307.png) > [ There are no winners in this election \[2016\]. I paid attention to it for about two months and then it just started… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/there-are-no-winners-in-this-election-2016-i-paid-attention-to-it-for/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/789/bill-burr-1900_attention_there-are-no-winners-in-this-election-20_726616.png) > [I was a feature one time and they gave me host money. When I called to complain the guy goes "no you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-was-a-feature-one-time-and-they-gave-me-host-money-when-i-called-to/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/bill-burr-1900_checks_i-was-a-feature-one-time-and-they-gave-m_2754422.png) > [I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-wasn-t-the-good-looking-guy-i-wasn-t-the-hot-chick-i-wasn-t-the-fat/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c7/bill-burr-1900_chicks_i-wasn-t-the-good-looking-guy-i-wasn-t-t_2850642.png) ## Other authors on Guy ## More by Bill Burr > [I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-making-movies-and-being-in-any-that-i-can-be-in-i-d-like-to-be/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a-joke-so-that-it-doesn-t-get/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-doing-radio-and-i-love-doing-stand-up-obviously-i-m-good/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-was-right-after-9-11-and-i-decided-to-walk-around-the-grounds-of/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/business-runs-hot-and-cold-so-the-more-you-re-in-charge-of-your-own/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-know-it-wasn-t-even-that-i-m-a-funny-guy-i-just-loved-stand-up/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-i-want-it-we-need-a-plague-it-s-got-to-happen/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-wish-they-would-teach-it-in-schools-give-people-the-belief-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/look-how-long-it-took-to-build-the-freedom-tower-and-we-wanted-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/for-aspiring-comedians-don-t-listen-to-me-just-go-on-stage-and-do/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-a-great-time-to-be-a-comedian-because-you-ve-got-so-much-more/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-but-it-s-basically-an-online/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people-ask-me-why-i-m-yelling/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-informed-as-a-protestor-they-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-it-s-ridiculous/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guy/bill-burr/#itemlist", "name": "20 Guy Quotes By Bill Burr", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "[Nazi] copied stuff from us for their \"final solution\" but we get to walk around like we're the good guys.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Burr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/nazi-copied-stuff-from-us-for-their-final-solution-but-we-get-to-walk/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e6/bill-burr-1900_copied_nazi-copied-stuff-from-us-for-their-fina_713233.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e6/bill-burr-1900_copied_nazi-copied-stuff-from-us-for-their-fina_713233.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e6/bill-burr-1900_copied_nazi-copied-stuff-from-us-for-their-fina_713233.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“[Nazi] copied stuff from us for their \"final solution\" but we get to walk around like we're the good guys.” — Bill Burr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. 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