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title: "4 Guy Women Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Guy Women quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Guy Women sayings and thoughts."
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> [The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/the-hardest-thing-about-being-a-guy-is-that-women-don-t-accept-that/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1a/dave-barry-222_accepting_the-hardest-thing-about-being-a-guy-is-t_12314.jpg)

> [Women can learn a lot about a guy because women, for the most part, want a guy to care about their feelings,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cesar-millan/women-can-learn-a-lot-about-a-guy-because-women-for-the-most-part/)

[Cesar Millan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cesar-millan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44d/cesar-millan-3383_attract_women-can-learn-a-lot-about-a-guy-becaus_1752725.png)

> [“My skin felt hot when I caught him checking out my cleavage. He's that guy—the one women drive themselves nuts over and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-woods/my-skin-felt-hot-when-i-caught-him-checking-out-my-cleavage-he-s-that/)

[Claire Woods](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-woods/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/958/claire-woods-105548_all-he-wants-this-ch_my-skin-felt-hot-when-i-caught-him-check_2913004.jpg)

> [Women always want the guy that other women want.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/women-always-want-the-guy-that-other-women-want/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/tucker-max-2064_always_women-always-want-the-guy-that-other-wom_3170415.png)

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