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title: "5 Guy Weird Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“David has one of those bland faces that would get him off for murder because not a single eyewitness would be able…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-lazebnik/david-has-one-of-those-bland-faces-that-would-get-him-off-for-murder/)

[Claire LaZebnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-lazebnik/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/970/claire-lazebnik-13620_dark-eyes_david-has-one-of-those-bland-faces-that_464689.jpg)

> [I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/creed-bratton/i-m-a-pretty-normal-guy-i-do-one-weird-thing-i-like-to-go-in-the/)

[Creed Bratton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/creed-bratton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c28/creed-bratton-15532_caught_i-m-a-pretty-normal-guy-i-do-one-weird-t_643319.jpg)

> [“It's just . . . I'd like you to find some nice guy with no weird fuckin' baggage." I had to laugh.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/it-s-just-i-d-like-you-to-find-some-nice-guy-with-no-weird-fuckin/)

[Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f9/lisa-kleypas-111_nice-guy_it-s-just-i-d-like-you-to-find-some-nice_1421538.png)

> ['Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-macfarlane/family-guy-has-this-weird-thing-of-attracting-people-people-either/)

[Seth MacFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-macfarlane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec6/seth-macfarlane-4710_enough_family-guy-has-this-weird-thing-of-attra_1939538.png)

> [I'm a weird guy with a weird sense of humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-lukather/i-m-a-weird-guy-with-a-weird-sense-of-humor/)

[Steve Lukather](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-lukather/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a7/steve-lukather-5177_comedy_i-m-a-weird-guy-with-a-weird-sense-of-hu_2016398.png)

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