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title: "5 Guy Nuts Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simone-elkeles/girls-like-you-want-to-cut-guy-s-nuts-off-and-hang-em-from-your/)

[Simone Elkeles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simone-elkeles/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c3/simone-elkeles-665_cutting_girls-like-you-want-to-cut-guy-s-nuts-of_699315.jpg)

> [“What is this guy . . . nuts?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gennifer-choldenko/what-is-this-guy-nuts/)

[Gennifer Choldenko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gennifer-choldenko/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a84/gennifer-choldenko-20484_nuts_what-is-this-guy-nuts-1139584_1139584.png)

> [It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-ward/it-was-a-universal-truth-among-males-that-anytime-you-saw-a-guy-get/)

[J.R. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-ward/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95b/j-r-ward-148_croquet_it-was-a-universal-truth-among-males-tha_1475023.png)

> [“I paid, got up, walked to the door, opened it. I heard the man say, "that guy's nuts." out on the street…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-paid-got-up-walked-to-the-door-opened-it-i-heard-the-man-say-that/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/313/charles-bukowski-73_bukowski_i-paid-got-up-walked-to-the-door-opened_1497451.jpg)

> [I probably am. I think Paul Giamatti also said in an interview that I was "f--king crazy." I'm flattered by that. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-haden-church/i-probably-am-i-think-paul-giamatti-also-said-in-an-interview-that-i/)

[Thomas Haden Church](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-haden-church/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/735/thomas-haden-church-12271_crazy_i-probably-am-i-think-paul-giamatti-also_2451588.png)

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