--- title: "1 Guy Named Quotes By Mike Sov" description: "1 Guy Named quotes by Mike Sov. Plus more from Mike Sov and more Guy Named sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/793/mike-sov-36358_red-cross_women-should-donate-their-period-blood-t_1334099.jpg" --- > [“Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross. It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were injured. Osama’s Original Tower of Terror: THE RIDE! I've met a guy named Dick... But never met a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/women-should-donate-their-period-blood-to-the-red-cross-it-was-only/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/793/mike-sov-36358_red-cross_women-should-donate-their-period-blood-t_1334099.jpg) ## More by Mike Sov > [“Currently, in 2016, the Internet is the only place you can show girls your dick and there's no consequences.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/currently-in-2016-the-internet-is-the-only-place-you-can-show-girls/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“I mean give me a fucking break.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/i-mean-give-me-a-fucking-break/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“It's stupid to wake up with $0.00 in your pocket and realize your life is in shambles. Might as well be proactive and realize…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/it-s-stupid-to-wake-up-with-0-00-in-your-pocket-and-realize-your-life/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross. It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were injured. Osama’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/women-should-donate-their-period-blood-to-the-red-cross-it-was-only/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“I think it's funny that USA are the first 3 letters in the name Usama Bin Laden. Yes you can spell it Osama, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/i-think-it-s-funny-that-usa-are-the-first-3-letters-in-the-name-usama/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“My thoughts on breast cancer: I'm okay with it. A tumor makes a girl's boobs bigger. So fuck it. A great man once said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/my-thoughts-on-breast-cancer-i-m-okay-with-it-a-tumor-makes-a-girl-s/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“My niece just had her first period. She ran up to me screaming "I'M BLEEDING, I THINK I'VE GOT A CUT!" I calmly sat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/my-niece-just-had-her-first-period-she-ran-up-to-me-screaming-i-m/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“let them know "I'm not afraid to go back to jail!" First,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/let-them-know-i-m-not-afraid-to-go-back-to-jail-first/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had a rough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/you-pay-insert-your-dick-in-a-hole-in-the-machine-and-it-sucks-you/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“A man and a woman are on a date. The woman says "I have something to confess, I'm actually a man." The man tells…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/a-man-and-a-woman-are-on-a-date-the-woman-says-i-have-something-to/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“Go to your closest grocery store, walk up to the first person you see and tell them "I WANT TO HAVE MY BALLS FILLED…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/go-to-your-closest-grocery-store-walk-up-to-the-first-person-you-see/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“Afterward, she told me she was having cramps and bleeding. It was a terrible feeling for her. This is serious when you're pregnant, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/afterward-she-told-me-she-was-having-cramps-and-bleeding-it-was-a/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) > [“Yeah and most of all I still have a bigger dick than almost all these kids, so if anyone's getting fucked it's going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/yeah-and-most-of-all-i-still-have-a-bigger-dick-than-almost-all-these/) [Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guy-named/mike-sov/#itemlist", "name": "1 Guy Named Quotes By Mike Sov", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross. It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were injured. Osama’s Original Tower of Terror: THE RIDE! 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