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title: "20 Guy Named Quotes by 17 authors"
description: "Browse 20 Guy Named quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Guy Named sayings and thoughts."
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> [“That’s my second rule of life,” Dan said. “There’s always a guy named Joe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jude-watson/that-s-my-second-rule-of-life-dan-said-there-s-always-a-guy-named-joe/)

[Jude Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jude-watson/)

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> [“Now i'm getting loved by a guy named Jesus!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucka-rucka-ali/now-i-m-getting-loved-by-a-guy-named-jesus/)

[Rucka Rucka Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucka-rucka-ali/)

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> [One of my all-time favorite country singers is a guy named Conway Twitty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blake-shelton/one-of-my-all-time-favorite-country-singers-is-a-guy-named-conway/)

[Blake Shelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blake-shelton/)

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> [I would actually prefer a guy named Tony, but I'll take the statue.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathy-griffin/i-would-actually-prefer-a-guy-named-tony-but-i-ll-take-the-statue/)

[Kathy Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathy-griffin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e18/kathy-griffin-4016_statue_i-would-actually-prefer-a-guy-named-tony_254644.png)

> [“In your day a guy named Noah was building an Ark.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-wright/in-your-day-a-guy-named-noah-was-building-an-ark/)

[Suzanne Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-wright/)

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> [“Belongs to a guy named Joseph Stiglitz.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-sakey/belongs-to-a-guy-named-joseph-stiglitz/)

[Marcus Sakey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-sakey/)

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> [“Met a guy named Bill once. We met in Williamsburg and discussed the Bill of Rights and duck’s beaks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/met-a-guy-named-bill-once-we-met-in-williamsburg-and-discussed-the/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-love-to-work-with-an-asian-guy-named-wu-hu-because-just-saying/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-call-masturbating-gregging-named-not-after-a-man-named-greg-but-a/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“Let me guess, you’ve wanted to build your own ark ever since you learned about the guy you were named after?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-wing-smith/let-me-guess-you-ve-wanted-to-build-your-own-ark-ever-since-you/)

[Emily Wing Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-wing-smith/)

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> [“Izzy, Axl, Slash—and Duff,” she said. “What kind of names are those?” “Well, there is a guy named Steven.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/duff-mckagan/izzy-axl-slash-and-duff-she-said-what-kind-of-names-are-those-well/)

[Duff McKagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/duff-mckagan/)

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> [I design all my own clothes with a guy named Jonathan Logan. He works with everyone from Marilyn Manson to Usher.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sisqo/i-design-all-my-own-clothes-with-a-guy-named-jonathan-logan-he-works/)

[Sisqo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sisqo/)

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> [I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-meet-a-guy-named-art-i-d-take-him-to-a-museum-hang-him-on/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“His name is Christian,” he calls back. “Can you believe that? We came all this way so Clara could save a guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-hand/his-name-is-christian-he-calls-back-can-you-believe-that-we-came-all/)

[Cynthia Hand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-hand/)

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> [“Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross. It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/women-should-donate-their-period-blood-to-the-red-cross-it-was-only/)

[Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/)

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> [“What kind of name is Siler-Spence? I mean, what's wrong with these women who use hyphens? What if her name was Skowinski…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-grisham/what-kind-of-name-is-siler-spence-i-mean-what-s-wrong-with-these/)

[John Grisham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-grisham/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d90/john-grisham-974_quote_what-kind-of-name-is-siler-spence-i-mean_47225.jpg)

> [Dr. Okun. Who's named after a special-effects guy named Jeff Okun, who had done Stargate for Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-spiner/dr-okun-who-s-named-after-a-special-effects-guy-named-jeff-okun-who/)

[Brent Spiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-spiner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5d/brent-spiner-2999_character_dr-okun-who-s-named-after-a-special-effe_1040685.png)

> [ \[Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon\] I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jandy-nelson/lennie-meets-joe-he-works-out-that-she-was-named-after-john-lennon-i/)

[Jandy Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jandy-nelson/)

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> [I went to school with a guy named Truxton. He and I played football together, and he knocked me out once because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-bromell/i-went-to-school-with-a-guy-named-truxton-he-and-i-played-football/)

[Henry Bromell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-bromell/)

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> [“This guy named Ian that I met at school. He wants to go to the DMV with me." She hands me a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-jones/this-guy-named-ian-that-i-met-at-school-he-wants-to-go-to-the-dmv/)

[Carrie Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-jones/)

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