--- title: "10 Guy Called Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 10 Guy Called quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Guy Called sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/003/john-mcclane-17275_called_guy-back-there-called-you-jesus-2280532_2280532.jpg" --- > [Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mcclane/guy-back-there-called-you-jesus/) [John Mcclane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mcclane/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/003/john-mcclane-17275_called_guy-back-there-called-you-jesus-2280532_2280532.jpg) > [it's not called the Rusty Ruins because some guy called Rusty found them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-westerfeld/it-s-not-called-the-rusty-ruins-because-some-guy-called-rusty-found/) [Scott Westerfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-westerfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/scott-westerfeld-928_found_it-s-not-called-the-rusty-ruins-because_1211780.png) > [“You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone else had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-goldman/you-had-to-admire-a-guy-who-called-his-own-new-book-a-classic-before/) [William Goldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-goldman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7c/william-goldman-1095_authors_you-had-to-admire-a-guy-who-called-his-o_2737987.png) > [I think there is a guy called Michael. It looks as though he’s got a talent. He will make his way to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-coulthard/i-think-there-is-a-guy-called-michael-it-looks-as-though-he-s-got-a/) [David Coulthard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-coulthard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de3/david-coulthard-4868_guy_i-think-there-is-a-guy-called-michael-it_1210915.jpg) > [I once knew a guy that everyone called Trodon because his face looked like it had been trod on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-flanagan/i-once-knew-a-guy-that-everyone-called-trodon-because-his-face-looked/) [Richard Flanagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-flanagan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/880/richard-flanagan-2253_because_i-once-knew-a-guy-that-everyone-called-t_1239679.jpg) > [“Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?" "Slept with him?" Darryl was silent for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/do-you-know-what-i-did-to-the-last-guy-that-called-me-tinkerbelle/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e78/dani-alexander-9831_dani-alexander_do-you-know-what-i-did-to-the-last-guy-t_1876608.jpg) > [“Ooooh, he called me baby. My panties are wet and I luuuuuuuv him. Do real boys actually call girls baby? I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katja-millay/ooooh-he-called-me-baby-my-panties-are-wet-and-i-luuuuuuuv-him-do/) [Katja Millay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katja-millay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aee/katja-millay-1409_baby_ooooh-he-called-me-baby-my-panties-are-w_707351.jpg) > [But what astonished me is that this Croatian, this Mirko Cro Cop guy, called me the best in the world, a legend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanderlei-silva/but-what-astonished-me-is-that-this-croatian-this-mirko-cro-cop-guy/) [Wanderlei Silva](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanderlei-silva/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f1/wanderlei-silva-4574_best_but-what-astonished-me-is-that-this-croa_357305.jpg) > [“Hey, sweet butt,” he said. That broke the spell. Sweet butt? What the hell kind of guy called a girl he’d never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/hey-sweet-butt-he-said-that-broke-the-spell-sweet-butt-what-the-hell/) [Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b60/joanna-wylde-3043_butt_hey-sweet-butt-he-said-that-broke-the-sp_2551953.jpg) > [“Do real boys actually call girls baby? I don't have enough experience to know. I do know that if a guy ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katja-millay/do-real-boys-actually-call-girls-baby-i-don-t-have-enough-experience/) [Katja Millay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katja-millay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb2/katja-millay-1409_baby_do-real-boys-actually-call-girls-baby-i_1725858.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guy-called/#itemlist", "name": "Guy Called Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Mcclane" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mcclane/guy-back-there-called-you-jesus/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/003/john-mcclane-17275_called_guy-back-there-called-you-jesus-2280532_2280532.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/003/john-mcclane-17275_called_guy-back-there-called-you-jesus-2280532_2280532.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/003/john-mcclane-17275_called_guy-back-there-called-you-jesus-2280532_2280532.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.” — John Mcclane", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "it's not called the Rusty Ruins because some guy called Rusty found them.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Westerfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-westerfeld/it-s-not-called-the-rusty-ruins-because-some-guy-called-rusty-found/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/scott-westerfeld-928_found_it-s-not-called-the-rusty-ruins-because_1211780.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/scott-westerfeld-928_found_it-s-not-called-the-rusty-ruins-because_1211780.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/scott-westerfeld-928_found_it-s-not-called-the-rusty-ruins-because_1211780.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“it's not called the Rusty Ruins because some guy called Rusty found them.” — Scott Westerfeld", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone else had a chance to read it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "William Goldman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-goldman/you-had-to-admire-a-guy-who-called-his-own-new-book-a-classic-before/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7c/william-goldman-1095_authors_you-had-to-admire-a-guy-who-called-his-o_2737987.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7c/william-goldman-1095_authors_you-had-to-admire-a-guy-who-called-his-o_2737987.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7c/william-goldman-1095_authors_you-had-to-admire-a-guy-who-called-his-o_2737987.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone else had a…” — William Goldman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I think there is a guy called Michael. 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