--- title: "24 Guy Asked Quotes by 24 authors" description: "Browse 24 Guy Asked quotes by 24 authors. Discover the best Guy Asked sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/sana-khan-5918_date_i-have-never-gone-out-on-a-real-date-nor_2604125.jpg" --- > [I have never gone out on a real date nor has any guy asked me out on an official date.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sana-khan/i-have-never-gone-out-on-a-real-date-nor-has-any-guy-asked-me-out-on/) [Sana Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sana-khan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/sana-khan-5918_date_i-have-never-gone-out-on-a-real-date-nor_2604125.jpg) > [I basically went out with any guy who asked me because hardly anyone ever asked me out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-alba/i-basically-went-out-with-any-guy-who-asked-me-because-hardly-anyone/) [Jessica Alba](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-alba/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e7/jessica-alba-3395_guy_i-basically-went-out-with-any-guy-who-as_2336983.jpg) > [“One Nice Guy asked me, "If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-glover/one-nice-guy-asked-me-if-a-man-is-talking-in-the-forest-and-no-woman/) [Robert Glover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-glover/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fd/robert-glover-67838_feminism_one-nice-guy-asked-me-if-a-man-is-talkin_2771425.jpg) > [Some guy asked me if I was on TV, and I said yes, and he threw his drink at me. I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eliza-dushku/some-guy-asked-me-if-i-was-on-tv-and-i-said-yes-and-he-threw-his/) [Eliza Dushku](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eliza-dushku/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b13/eliza-dushku-11552_asked-tv_some-guy-asked-me-if-i-was-on-tv-and-i-s_568911.jpg) > [“Why did you do that?” Guy asked. “I succumbed to temptation.” “What did they give you?” “Five million American dollars.” “I guess…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khaled-talib/why-did-you-do-that-guy-asked-i-succumbed-to-temptation-what-did-they/) [Khaled Talib](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khaled-talib/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13a/khaled-talib-43185_asked_why-did-you-do-that-guy-asked-i-succumbe_2634931.jpg) > [Guy asked me, 'Scat, what is there left for you to do?' And I said, 'A Broadway play, man!' Can you dig…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scatman-crothers/guy-asked-me-scat-what-is-there-left-for-you-to-do-and-i-said-a/) [Scatman Crothers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scatman-crothers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38f/scatman-crothers-14443_asked_guy-asked-me-scat-what-is-there-left-for_2372533.jpg) > [“Jen said some guy asked you but you didn't want to go. Why not?" I shrug. "I have this character flaw? Called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-g-howard/jen-said-some-guy-asked-you-but-you-didn-t-want-to-go-why-not-i-shrug/) [A.G. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-g-howard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28c/a-g-howard-3922_alyssa_jen-said-some-guy-asked-you-but-you-didn_2741371.jpg) > [If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/if-i-had-a-dime-for-every-time-a-homeless-guy-asked-me-for-change-i-d/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32e/bo-burnham-1313_change_if-i-had-a-dime-for-every-time-a-homeles_380331.png) > [I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcia-wallace/i-went-to-these-mixers-you-know-where-you-re-supposed-to-meet-people/) [Marcia Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcia-wallace/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5c/marcia-wallace-37942_ends_i-went-to-these-mixers-you-know-where-yo_602001.png) > [“Why are you limping like that?' Nicholas demanded. 'I'm swaggering,' I informed him. 'You look like you're wearing a diaper.' Charming. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alyxandra-harvey/why-are-you-limping-like-that-nicholas-demanded-i-m-swaggering-i/) [Alyxandra Harvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alyxandra-harvey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff1/alyxandra-harvey-2722_bickering_why-are-you-limping-like-that-nicholas-d_2295754.jpg) > [“Having a guy friend is pretty awesome if you're a girl and you pick the right guy." "And why is that?" she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwen-hayes/having-a-guy-friend-is-pretty-awesome-if-you-re-a-girl-and-you-pick/) [Gwen Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwen-hayes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44b/gwen-hayes-9374_friendship_having-a-guy-friend-is-pretty-awesome-if_2923256.jpg) > [You want me to give her a key?" the guy asked. "I want you to give her a possibility," she told him,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/you-want-me-to-give-her-a-key-the-guy-asked-i-want-you-to-give-her-a/) [Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5d/sarah-dessen-110_chance_you-want-me-to-give-her-a-key-the-guy-as_2377275.png) > [Oh, yeah, I did the online dating thing. I did Nerve, I did Match. On Nerve there was this one guy who,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/oh-yeah-i-did-the-online-dating-thing-i-did-nerve-i-did-match-on/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/144/julie-klausner-9138_asked_oh-yeah-i-did-the-online-dating-thing-i_2807065.jpg) > [“I took the money and passed the box across the counter and said politely, ‘Your choice of colour really lacks style.’ I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cath-crowley/i-took-the-money-and-passed-the-box-across-the-counter-and-said/) [Cath Crowley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cath-crowley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90c/cath-crowley-1328_ed_i-took-the-money-and-passed-the-box-acro_2633584.jpg) > [Who wants to kill you?” the guy asked. He was still looking over his shoulder, but his expression was puzzled. “There’s nobody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/who-wants-to-kill-you-the-guy-asked-he-was-still-looking-over-his/) [Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/becca-fitzpatrick-321_expression_who-wants-to-kill-you-the-guy-asked-he-w_134694.png) > [A guy asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you ? The girl replied with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/a-guy-asked-a-girl-in-a-library-do-you-mind-if-i-sit-beside-you-the/) [Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/222/ritu-ghatourey-5_psychology_a-guy-asked-a-girl-in-a-library-do-you-m_269101.jpg) > [“I asked him about work, and he sent me to a guy and the guy asked me if I thought I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-brandt/i-asked-him-about-work-and-he-sent-me-to-a-guy-and-the-guy-asked-me/) [Charles Brandt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-brandt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a9/charles-brandt-2101_lifting-weights_i-asked-him-about-work-and-he-sent-me-to_655516.jpg) > [I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janis-joplin/i-read-a-story-about-some-old-opera-singer-once-and-when-a-guy-asked/) [Janis Joplin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janis-joplin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f3/janis-joplin-6558_audience_i-read-a-story-about-some-old-opera-sing_3011643.jpg) > [“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills." "Hey, I'm just stating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/will-put-his-hand-on-nico-s-shoulder-nico-we-need-to-have-another/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/rick-riordan-27_couple_will-put-his-hand-on-nico-s-shoulder-nic_216040.jpg) > [A guy asked a girl in a library:Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tania-rajput/a-guy-asked-a-girl-in-a-library-do-you-mind-if-i-sit-beside-you-the-2/) [Tania Rajput](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tania-rajput/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5a/tania-rajput-105559_guilty_a-guy-asked-a-girl-in-a-library-do-you-m_1454000.jpg) > [“Isn't that the guy you asked me to throw soda on?" Colton's head jerked up. He stared first at Reece, then at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janette-rallison/isn-t-that-the-guy-you-asked-me-to-throw-soda-on-colton-s-head-jerked/) [Janette Rallison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janette-rallison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9d/janette-rallison-7705_continued_isn-t-that-the-guy-you-asked-me-to-throw_2975355.jpg) > [“Am I the right guy? I don't know, but I'm the guy being asked, and the last thing I want to do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-goff/am-i-the-right-guy-i-don-t-know-but-i-m-the-guy-being-asked-and-the/) [Bob Goff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-goff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/844/bob-goff-1182_asked_am-i-the-right-guy-i-don-t-know-but-i-m_1913127.png) > [On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-merton/on-my-first-day-in-new-york-a-guy-asked-me-if-i-knew-where-central/) [Paul Merton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-merton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/617/paul-merton-15418_asked_on-my-first-day-in-new-york-a-guy-asked_834899.png) > [“I knew from the first moment I saw him that I’d never turn down anything this guy asked of me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-monopoli/i-knew-from-the-first-moment-i-saw-him-that-i-d-never-turn-down/) [Ben Monopoli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-monopoli/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c67/ben-monopoli-27946_time_i-knew-from-the-first-moment-i-saw-him-t_1145674.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guy-asked/#itemlist", "name": "Guy Asked Quotes", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have never gone out on a real date nor has any guy asked me out on an official date.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sana Khan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sana-khan/i-have-never-gone-out-on-a-real-date-nor-has-any-guy-asked-me-out-on/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/sana-khan-5918_date_i-have-never-gone-out-on-a-real-date-nor_2604125.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/sana-khan-5918_date_i-have-never-gone-out-on-a-real-date-nor_2604125.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/sana-khan-5918_date_i-have-never-gone-out-on-a-real-date-nor_2604125.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I have never gone out on a real date nor has any guy asked me out on an official date.” — Sana Khan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I basically went out with any guy who asked me because hardly anyone ever asked me out.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jessica Alba" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-alba/i-basically-went-out-with-any-guy-who-asked-me-because-hardly-anyone/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e7/jessica-alba-3395_guy_i-basically-went-out-with-any-guy-who-as_2336983.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e7/jessica-alba-3395_guy_i-basically-went-out-with-any-guy-who-as_2336983.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e7/jessica-alba-3395_guy_i-basically-went-out-with-any-guy-who-as_2336983.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I basically went out with any guy who asked me because hardly anyone ever asked me out.” — Jessica Alba", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“One Nice Guy asked me, \"If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Robert Glover" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-glover/one-nice-guy-asked-me-if-a-man-is-talking-in-the-forest-and-no-woman/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fd/robert-glover-67838_feminism_one-nice-guy-asked-me-if-a-man-is-talkin_2771425.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fd/robert-glover-67838_feminism_one-nice-guy-asked-me-if-a-man-is-talkin_2771425.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fd/robert-glover-67838_feminism_one-nice-guy-asked-me-if-a-man-is-talkin_2771425.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“One Nice Guy asked me, \"If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still…” — Robert Glover", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Some guy asked me if I was on TV, and I said yes, and he threw his drink at me. 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Your choice of colour is shit.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Cath Crowley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cath-crowley/i-took-the-money-and-passed-the-box-across-the-counter-and-said/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90c/cath-crowley-1328_ed_i-took-the-money-and-passed-the-box-acro_2633584.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90c/cath-crowley-1328_ed_i-took-the-money-and-passed-the-box-acro_2633584.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90c/cath-crowley-1328_ed_i-took-the-money-and-passed-the-box-acro_2633584.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I took the money and passed the box across the counter and said politely, ‘Your choice of colour really…” — Cath Crowley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Who wants to kill you?” the guy asked. He was still looking over his shoulder, but his expression was puzzled. “There’s nobody there,” the girlfriend told me. “You’re making them think they can’t see you, aren’t you?” I said to Patch, awed by his power even as I despised his use of it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Becca Fitzpatrick" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/who-wants-to-kill-you-the-guy-asked-he-was-still-looking-over-his/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/becca-fitzpatrick-321_expression_who-wants-to-kill-you-the-guy-asked-he-w_134694.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/becca-fitzpatrick-321_expression_who-wants-to-kill-you-the-guy-asked-he-w_134694.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/becca-fitzpatrick-321_expression_who-wants-to-kill-you-the-guy-asked-he-w_134694.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Who wants to kill you?” the guy asked. 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The guy whispered in her ears; I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ritu Ghatourey" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/a-guy-asked-a-girl-in-a-library-do-you-mind-if-i-sit-beside-you-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/222/ritu-ghatourey-5_psychology_a-guy-asked-a-girl-in-a-library-do-you-m_269101.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/222/ritu-ghatourey-5_psychology_a-guy-asked-a-girl-in-a-library-do-you-m_269101.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/222/ritu-ghatourey-5_psychology_a-guy-asked-a-girl-in-a-library-do-you-m_269101.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A guy asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you ? 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Scary thing to say though, isn't it?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janis Joplin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janis-joplin/i-read-a-story-about-some-old-opera-singer-once-and-when-a-guy-asked/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f3/janis-joplin-6558_audience_i-read-a-story-about-some-old-opera-sing_3011643.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f3/janis-joplin-6558_audience_i-read-a-story-about-some-old-opera-sing_3011643.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f3/janis-joplin-6558_audience_i-read-a-story-about-some-old-opera-sing_3011643.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him…” — Janis Joplin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. \"Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.\" \"Hey, I'm just stating the obvious. If this is Apollo, and he dies, we're all in trouble.\" Will turned to me. \"I apologize for my boyfriend.\" Nico rolled his eyes. \"Could you not―\" \"Would you prefer special guy?\" Will asked. \"Or significant other?\" \"Significant annoyance, in your case,\" Nico grumbled”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/will-put-his-hand-on-nico-s-shoulder-nico-we-need-to-have-another/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/rick-riordan-27_couple_will-put-his-hand-on-nico-s-shoulder-nic_216040.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/rick-riordan-27_couple_will-put-his-hand-on-nico-s-shoulder-nic_216040.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/rick-riordan-27_couple_will-put-his-hand-on-nico-s-shoulder-nic_216040.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. \"Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.\" \"Hey…” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A guy asked a girl in a library:Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice: I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!All the students in the library stared at the guy and he was embarrassed.After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and told him: I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy responded with a loud voice: N 10,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT??? 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They start hallucinating.\" I put my hand against Reese's forehead as though checking for a temperature. \"I'm afraid he has a serious case of it.\" Colton folded his arms and continued to glare at me. \"No, Charlotte, you have a serious case of it, and I'm not talking about malnourishment.\" Reese stepped away from my temperature check and toward Colton. \"She said you wouldn't melt like the Wicked Witch of the West, but you might fizz a little.\" Reese turned back to me. \"He never did fizz.\" \"I'm about to,\" Colton said. \"Just watch for a few more seconds.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janette Rallison" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janette-rallison/isn-t-that-the-guy-you-asked-me-to-throw-soda-on-colton-s-head-jerked/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9d/janette-rallison-7705_continued_isn-t-that-the-guy-you-asked-me-to-throw_2975355.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9d/janette-rallison-7705_continued_isn-t-that-the-guy-you-asked-me-to-throw_2975355.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9d/janette-rallison-7705_continued_isn-t-that-the-guy-you-asked-me-to-throw_2975355.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Isn't that the guy you asked me to throw soda on?\" Colton's head jerked up. 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