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title: "5 Gun Range Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“At the gun range I can’t hit the paper bull’s eye, no matter how carefully I aim at my wife.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/at-the-gun-range-i-can-t-hit-the-paper-bull-s-eye-no-matter-how/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57f/jarod-kintz-2_marriage_at-the-gun-range-i-can-t-hit-the-paper-b_254389.jpg)

> [I really wanna go on a date to the gun range off some gangsta love type ish...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-really-wanna-go-on-a-date-to-the-gun-range-off-some-gangsta-love/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d18/anonymous-1_gangster_i-really-wanna-go-on-a-date-to-the-gun-r_907031.jpg)

> [I'm pretty mellow, and I stay around South Pasadena and Pasadena a lot because I'm a homebody who's fine with dinner and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-brie/i-m-pretty-mellow-and-i-stay-around-south-pasadena-and-pasadena-a-lot/)

[Alison Brie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-brie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97d/alison-brie-10081_pasadena_i-m-pretty-mellow-and-i-stay-around-sout_1165261.png)

> [One of the most insane environments I have ever spent time in is a gun range. There we are, all in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/one-of-the-most-insane-environments-i-have-ever-spent-time-in-is-a/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/506/henry-rollins-170_armed_one-of-the-most-insane-environments-i-ha_2750684.png)

> [I shot a gun one time in New Zealand. An entertainment news program there thought, since the band was called Semi Precious…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-tranter/i-shot-a-gun-one-time-in-new-zealand-an-entertainment-news-program/)

[Justin Tranter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-tranter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b42/justin-tranter-7360_band_i-shot-a-gun-one-time-in-new-zealand-an_2787468.jpg)

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