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> [“Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-w-grimard/oh-the-wonders-of-being-married-put-a-gun-in-one-hand-and-a-woman-in/)

Michael W. Grimard

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## More by Michael W. Grimard

> [“Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-w-grimard/oh-the-wonders-of-being-married-put-a-gun-in-one-hand-and-a-woman-in/)

Michael W. Grimard

> [“I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-w-grimard/i-have-only-one-heart-to-give-and-one-mind-to-lose-may-i-someday-find/)

Michael W. Grimard

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