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title: "Best Gum Lines"
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> [Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-schmich/don-t-worry-about-the-future-or-worry-but-know-that-worrying-is-as/)

[Mary Schmich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-schmich/)

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> [Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/of-all-the-consumer-products-chewing-gum-is-perhaps-the-most/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

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> [According to my mother, there pretty much wasn't anything I wouldn't eat as a child… I was even inclined to dig into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/according-to-my-mother-there-pretty-much-wasn-t-anything-i-wouldn-t/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [He didn't want the respect of people who weren’t worth wiping his nose on—people who weren't worth the spatout gum attached to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/he-didn-t-want-the-respect-of-people-who-weren-t-worth-wiping-his/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Teeth represent only 10 percent of the surface of your mouth and bacteria live throughout the whole mouth. When you stop brushing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-fife/teeth-represent-only-10-percent-of-the-surface-of-your-mouth-and/)

[Bruce Fife](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-fife/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d01/bruce-fife-49520_bacteria_teeth-represent-only-10-percent-of-the-s_1322144.jpg)

> [My parents sent me from Venezuela to the Convent of Our Lady, a boarding school in Hastings, which was horrible - like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carmen-busquets/my-parents-sent-me-from-venezuela-to-the-convent-of-our-lady-a/)

[Carmen Busquets](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carmen-busquets/)

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> [An audience proves its discipline by its capacity for stillness. Those who have never practiced continuous application to an exacting process cannot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-west/an-audience-proves-its-discipline-by-its-capacity-for-stillness-those/)

[Rebecca West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-west/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/067/rebecca-west-1248_application_an-audience-proves-its-discipline-by-its_784206.jpg)

> [Do people ever climb the demon towers? Like, for any reason?" Aline looked up. "Climb the demon towers?" She laughed. "No, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/do-people-ever-climb-the-demon-towers-like-for-any-reason-aline/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5c/cassandra-clare-9_climbs_do-people-ever-climb-the-demon-towers-li_2572248.jpg)

> [I chew a special brand of gum that you can't get in America. It's British, and it's called Airwaves. It's a menthol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-halford/i-chew-a-special-brand-of-gum-that-you-can-t-get-in-america-it-s/)

[Rob Halford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-halford/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f6f/rob-halford-3592_america_i-chew-a-special-brand-of-gum-that-you-c_3161046.jpg)

> [ \[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words\]… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-stanton/from-the-one-and-only-official-mr-gum-official-glossary-that-tells/)

[Andy Stanton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-stanton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc1/andy-stanton-70161_american-people_from-the-one-and-only-official-mr-gum-of_1965311.jpg)

> [Thin ribbons of fear snake bluely through you like a system of rivers. We need a cloudburst or soothing landscape fast, to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-gerstler/thin-ribbons-of-fear-snake-bluely-through-you-like-a-system-of-rivers/)

[Amy Gerstler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-gerstler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b2/amy-gerstler-52356_anxiety_thin-ribbons-of-fear-snake-bluely-throug_1938047.png)

> [In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/in-my-new-ifc-comedy-game-show-bunk-we-actually-use-our-intern/)

[Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae1/kurt-braunohler-12250_actually_in-my-new-ifc-comedy-game-show-bunk-we-a_526966.jpg)

> [The childlike, gum-chewing naivete, the glamour rooted in despair, the self-admiring carelessness, the perfected otherness, the wispiness, the shadowy, voyeuristic, vaguely sinister…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-warhol/the-childlike-gum-chewing-naivete-the-glamour-rooted-in-despair-the/)

[Andy Warhol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-warhol/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cab/andy-warhol-746_admiring_the-childlike-gum-chewing-naivete-the-gl_2047257.jpg)

> [I love the evening star. Does that sound foolish? I used to go into the backyard, after sunset, and wait for it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-mansfield/i-love-the-evening-star-does-that-sound-foolish-i-used-to-go-into-the/)

[Katherine Mansfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-mansfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b9/katherine-mansfield-1781_backyards_i-love-the-evening-star-does-that-sound_1234652.jpg)

> [Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/gambling-is-so-pervasive-in-nevada-that-maybe-the-state-should-just/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/252/p-j-o-rourke-184_bathroom_gambling-is-so-pervasive-in-nevada-that_1416790.png)

## Top authors on Gum

- [Warren Buffett 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gum/warren-buffett/)

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